NASA denies that it is running child slave colony on Mars.
This brings up two questions:
This is exactly what they would say if they were running a child slave colony on Mars. Can we trust them?
If they are not running it, who is? Will someone take responsibility?
My biggest concern is that most of them never made it to Mars at all and NASA is covering it up. What if there was a mutiny on their space ship that triggered a rash of cannibalism? If you think child sex slaves are a problem, just wait until you have to deal with cannibal sex slaves.
My money is on the Arcturans.
Sure, Shagnasty, try to distract us with stories about cannibalism. What are you trying to hide? Why are you so intent on diverting our attention from Mars?
So that is what Elton John was talking about!
That’s cold as hell.
Of course THEY are not running it. I am. So technically, they are correct.
Just had them build a rammed-earth (mars?) pizza oven for me. Now the problem is the lack of cheese. Hopefully the next European probe doesn’t crash, because it is supposed to be carrying 100kg of Mozzarella for me.
Should have built it on the moon.
I knew it … that’s a fake child slavery colony on Mars then !!!
Where do you suppose the fake children are coming from? How deep does the fakery run? Is it a Baby Face Finster dressed as a baby type fake or Blade Runner replicant baby type thing? Why is Billy Crystal not on TV more? Why is it a shipment if it’s delivered in a car?Where have all the flowers gone? All will be revealed in next week’s Soap.
Come on; you don’t make pizza with green cheese. But why not bring a cow to Mars.
So NASA who faked a moon landing or several is now running child slaves to Mars. Wait till the conspiracy theorists hear about this.
Low gravity milk gives a lighter cheese.
Is the colony located near the canals–so they could take advantage of the structures left behind by the alien civilization?
Just make sure that you don’t use any brown cows. Who wants chocolate cheese?
If they aren’t running a child slave colony then why do they need women? Though, that might explain why the red planet is so angry?
So where were the spiders, while the fly tried to break our cheese balls
They’re partying with Dr Manhattan and his buddy the Leopard Messiah.
Mars steals all of the women from the outer solar system. This explains why Uranus and Neptune are blue balls.
That makes me angry. Very angry, indeed.
I am particularly concerned about the children seeing Dejah Thoris running around Mars in the all together.