NASA Has Mars Announcement

But we have to wait until Monday, apparently.

I apologize if there is already a thread-- I searched but didn’t see one.

Anyone have a guess? I am guessing that perhaps there is evidence of water, past or present-- but I don’t really know. I hope it really is a “major” announcement. I don’t want to wonder all weekend, then be disappointed if it’s something major to NASA but appears minor to us laypeople.

Well the fact it’s on Monday bodes well.

I agree - they found water. Awesome. But I’ll wait til Monday.

In second the water. Probably a lot of it too.

HOLY SHIT! A leaked picture!

Another leaked picture. :smiley:

Dude, they totally found evidence of E.T… I am so excited, this is huge.

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Water on Mars is old news, isn’t it? Granted, as ice, but still.

Liquid, briny water perhaps?

Mayhap they found the skeletal remains of a three-teated lady.

Well, I think they either found the relatives of what sits on the head of Trump or they found who put the metal nuts under the back of the Curiosity Rover. :slight_smile:

Eccentrica Gallumbits?

A natural mountain formation that just happens to resemble Mt. Rushmore?

I’m not holding my breath. They’ve done this before with no real major announcement.

NASA’s way of keeping themselves in the news?

We have lots of evidence that liquid water was abundant on Mars eons ago. And there’s even some that it exists on (well, under the surface of) Mars today. Old news indeed.

Mars Needs Women or perhaps Mars Needs Moms?

Jupiter will align with Mars and will be followed by peace guiding the planets and love steering the stars.

:confused:

How would they KNOW?

Mud on the tires.

Woops, that was for water.

Opportunity is up on blocks with the wheels missing.

A Big Mac wrapper.

A decorative, commemorative cross with flowers around it stuck in the ground near Rover tracks.

(I’ll stop now)

“After many years and thousands of man hours of study, we have now concluded that there is really nothing interesting on Mars. Seriously, there’s fuck all up there apart from some dust and rocks and frankly, we’re just bored of it. We’re all sick of spending our days poring over hundreds of identical pictures of bits of rock. We just can’t be bothered any more.
Therefore, effective immediately, the Mars program is cancelled. Sorry to have wasted your time.”