I don’t Recall.
“We’ve discovered alien life!”
“Wow! Wanna inform the press?”
“Nah, it can wait until Monday. I have some dinner plans this weekend.”
“Fair enough.”
Yeah, I’m not on the edge of my seat.
I just hope it isn’t a tie in to the movie The Martian.
They discovered a Martian Bigfoot?
They have really good pictures of a crashed alien starship on Deimos.
Well, they certainly haven’t informed me that I’ve been discovered. I hope they don’t think they need to go the paparazzi route. I’d be happy to give interviews and pose for photos. 
If you drop your pants, Mars will have three moons.
My God…its full of crabs…
They have delayed the announcement twice.
So Mars is inhabited by Philadelphians?
The head and torch of the Statue of Liberty are poking out of the sands.
Yes but now they’ve also discovered a vast body of Scotch.
Turns out the Face On Mars really is a statue.
Whovians knew it already - The Waters of Mars - Wikipedia
Close. They found Sutekh.
That would be the one good reason to go to Mars. But the question is, Islay or Highland style?
Stranger
And it’s water. Liquidy type. Just as we suspected.
Do they have streaming video?
So would this get support for a manned martian sortie?