NASA denies that it is running child slave colony on Mars

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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For them and their whole family!

Transportation to be on Ark Fleet Ship B. Telephone sanitization, account executive management, hair dressing, tired TV production, insurance sales, personnel management, security, public relations and management consultancy provided free of charge. Accommodation on Mars, oxygen and return fare not included. Management do not warrant that any representations regarding mutant star goats are accurate. The transportation, all names, characters, and incidents intended by this venture are fictitious and no identification with actual Golgafrinchans (living or deceased), Golgafrinchan itself, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.

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Please, you spell it S-a-n-t-y C-l-a-u-s, HOORAY FOR SANTY CLAUS!!!

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You can’t fool me, there ain’t no Sanity Clause.

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I think “cannibal” sex slaves is really a self-limiting problem, don’t you?

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Cuts down on the oral sex.

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It poses one of those rocket science problems that NASA is understandably famous for.
If one cannibal sex slave will feed ten cannibal sex slaves for a day, and there are 100 sex slaves to begin with, how long will they last?

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It’s the Tsiolkovsky rocket equation all over again. Not only do you have to send extra cannibal sex slaves to feed the cannibal sex slaves, but you have to send even more cannibal sex slaves to feed those.

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NASA aint a bunch of dummies, they sent them in stasis.

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I bet those NASA guys are clever enough to slap some “CANNIBAL SEX SLAVE STEW” labels over some Dinty Moore and send them on their way.

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Transcription error–it is about cannibal sex salves. Those bites can get infected.

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ISIS. They take responsibility for every terrible thing that happens to anyone, anywhere.