They found a single footprint…
r_k – it’s Fluffy! He ran away from the car when we pulled over at that truck stop on the way to Jersey, gosh, must’ve been two years ago now. Oh, I’m so happy to have found him again! D’you think NASA will bring him home to us?
Like this, you mean?
Bruce_Daddy’s cell phone?
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=4568183&postcount=81
You need to keep clicking the “next” button to get the full visual story 
Turns out that the area they landed in was “once drenched with liquid water”. The press conference is going on right now, live on CNN.
They found Klingons. And all this time, the Enterprise was looking for them around Uranus…
Thank you very much. You just got me in trouble with my boss for using the internet for a non-work related purpose. How did he know? I busted out laughing so loud the next building over probably heard me.
In total agreement here. Can you imagine how exciting it would be to be alive during the time when we find certain proof that life exists/existed elsewhere in our universe?
Or a viscous material.
Or possibly a thief.
What if we found out we were all the genetic rejects of a former colony on mars. Sorta like a penal colony like Georgia and Australia were. And our memories were erased and filled with nonsense…
This suddenly explains everything.
Well, it would explain our president…
::rimshot::