NASCAR themed Chick Tract

[Giraffe]

@Kythereia

Why* is *Jesus faceless? I’m getting a creepy vibe here.

Another example of Biblical mistranslation. The verse should read:

"For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son*'s nose**."*

Plus, they left out the part with the belt sander altogether.

[JeffB]

Does anybody know the significance of the the number 14? Both of the crashes occured on the 14th lap.

[Casey1505]

Car 14 history

Car Number: 14
Drivers: Bob Flock, Fonty Flock, Hershel McGriff, Billy Myers, George Dunn, Ken Rush, Dick Zimmerman, Ted Chamberlain, Roy Hall, Lloyd Moore, Tex Keene, Curtis Turner, Buddy Shuman, Banjo Matthews, Slick Smith, Buck Baker, Bob Keefe, Scotty Cain, Carl Burris, Paul Parks, Jim Paschal, Johnny Allen, Charley Griffith, Darel Dieringer, Troy Ruttman, Jim McElreath, Richard Brickhouse, Bobby Allison, Ramo Stott, LeeRoy Yarbrough, Coo Coo Marlin, Sterling Marlin, Charlie Glotzbach, Dick Kranzler, Jimmy Means, A.J. Foyt, Harry Goularte, Tracy Leslie, Mike Chase, Bobby Labonte, Terry Labonte, John Andretti, Ricky Craven, Jeff Krogh, Jeff Green, Robby Gordon, Steve Park, Randy Lajoie, Boris Said, Dick Trickle, Mike Bliss, Rick Mast, Ron Hornaday, Stacy Compton, P.J. Jones, Mike Wallace, Larry Foyt

Summary: The No. 14 has been like a member of the family to several drivers, especially to the Flocks, the Marlins, the Labontes and the Foyts.

[Casey1505]

:smack: Never mind. That wasn’t even the question, was it?

[Hunter_Hawk]

Yeah, this one was kinda lame.

The only part I really liked is the colored picture used for the title. All it really needs is a caption. I vote for “I gotta peeeee!!!”

[JeffB]

@Casey1505

:smack: Never mind. That wasn’t even the question, was it?

Well, not exactly, but thanks anyway!

I wonder if we need The Jack Chick Code…I’m getting a book idea.

[GLWasteful]

@Johnny L.A.

Of course ‘The Kid’ is from California! All of us from there are damned to Hell, what with our Liberal Thinking and all. And ya gots ta watch out fer them Asians! Them an’ their heathen Buddha!

What’s really interesting is that Chick, himself, is from California, and remarried an Asian woman after his first wife died.

Might this be subtle (well, as subtle as Jack is ever capable of being) self-loathing from Jacko?

[manhattan]

@JeffB

Does anybody know the significance of the the number 14? Both of the crashes occured on the 14th lap.

Just a guess, but I’d WAG that it’s just the next to last lap. 15 laps is a not-uncommon length for sprint races on short tracks – these guys weren’t quite in the Nextel Cup yet, I’m thinking. NASCAR division III and IV are races commonly run for that length, and I think IMSA does it, too.

[Steve_MB]

@JRDelirious

Well, you can’t keep up a full head of hellfire for 30 years… and anyway I don’t think he’s even scripting them himself any more, and you know what farming it out to staff and apprentices that can do to any piece of work.

I have this mental image of a free-lance/moonlighting apprentice with two commissioned works-in-progress on the drawing board in front of him: a “Garfield” strip and a Chick tract…

[Miss_Violaceous]

I always get the wrong lesson from these things. It didn’t make me want to find Jesus. It made me want to find an Asian girlfriend. Kim IS dazzling!

[Steve_MB]

@Giraffe

Another example of Biblical mistranslation. The verse should read:

"For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son*'s nose**."*

Plus, they left out the part with the belt sander altogether.

Michael Jackson is the Messiah?

[Steve_MB]

@Miss Violaceous

I always get the wrong lesson from these things. It didn’t make me want to find Jesus. It made me want to find an Asian girlfriend. Kim IS dazzling!

Well, it is a chick tract…

[Cervaise]

@JeffB

Does anybody know the significance of the the number 14? Both of the crashes occured on the 14th lap.

Well, you see, when the tubby Hispanic guy was in the asylum, he heard this one guy talking about all these numbers, so when he got out he bought a lottery ticket with them, and then things started getting really weird.

[Jackmannii]

@Amp

Meh… I feel that Chick has been phoning it in lately. Where is the hate? The vitrol? The unmitigated anger?

Looks like Jack is settling for petulance. "Your marriage meant more to you than my sacrifice."

What is that statue Kim Lee is lighting a candle too? Buddha on Casual Day?

[Guinastasia]

@swampbear

You know, if Grandma had put her foot down about this running 'shine business and converted that heathen devil’s brew making Grandpa, the California Kid might have had a chance to grow up and be something worthwhile like a doctor or televangelist cause the Jeff Gordon clone would have never grown up to be a race car driver if he hadn’t had Grandpa’s evil influence. So, it’s all Grandma’s fault.

BURN IN HELL GRANNY!!!

Um, I think it was the Dale Earnhart (that’s who J.J. was supposed to be, right?) clone’s grandpa, not Jeff Gordon’s.

[Giraffe]

@Steve MB

Michael Jackson is the Messiah?

Hey, Michael Jackson still has a nose. It’s just very, very strange.

[Bryan_Ekers]

The “Eliminator” contemplates the Kid, after beating him out on points: “I’m worried about his soul, because he’s obviously a second-rate lah-HOOO-zer and he might fall into one them ‘fake’ religions out of desperation from being such a lah-HOOO-zer! Now where that’s race groupie with the harelip? I hear she sucks like a hoover.”

[The_Hook]

So, God is a crash-test dummy.

Neat.

[Manduck]

I want a chair like the one Jesus has. I think it’s the kind that has a built-in beer cooler. Jesus would have one of those, wouldn’t he? Nothing but the best!

[Gatopescado]

Is that why you’re staring at the bulge in the front of his Nomex coveralls?