Well.
THAT was interesting!
And now we have a Blast Zone, instead of a Tourist District.
AT&T restored the Net for me, just minutes ago.
Welcome Back. I’m glad he didn’t kill anyone. I hope the three injured have full recoveries.
Did you feel or hear anything?
Nope.
But I eye witnessed a burglary attempt, by some clever duck who realized that :
No Net + No Phones = No Burglar Alarms.
I flagged down a Patrol Car, & he went to collect the clown.
Shame he forgot about the “No people watching me break in” part. Like Barbie famously almost said, “Crime is hard!”
Tattoo Barbie comes with a pack of smokes, buzz cut, bag with dollar sign and a fake alibi with Ken at Ye Olde Malt Shoppe?