The network administrator told me a story from his Army days. He said that they would drink vodka with chili sauce because that was all they could get on the base.
I have a gift. I make fantastic mixed drinks out of nothing. My greatest sucess was entitled “The Girly Peach,” which is frozen peach juice, and peach Stoli with ice, blended. Mmmmm…
Then there is the “Kalhua and Hazelnut Creamer” which is exactly as it sounds, except for the secret ingrediant, half a shot of both vodka and water. Cuts the creamer. Deeeelicious.
Then there was the time we wanted Marguritas, but didn’t have the drink mix. However, we had lime powder and we had tequila. Good enough, says Swiddles! We had to keep adding tequila, as the lime powder was so strong. Good times, good times.
Personally, I don’t recommend anyone to mix gin and coffee. That’s just plain nasty. Surprisingly, I still drink both coffee and gin. Just not at the same time.
An alert drunk! How remarkable! 
The “wrung out bar rag” concoction mentioned above is popularly known in my crowd as “Dumpster Juice.”
Falcon mentioned a “Purple Jesus.” I know someone who adds gin and midori to that mixture, and calls it “Screaming Purple Jesus Punch.”
Once, at a black-lighted Halloween party, some friends concocted something they called “Monster Juice.” I don’t know what else was in them, but they were breaking those “non-toxic” light-up sticks into them so that they glowed green. I couldn’t bring myself to drink one, so I couldn’t say how they tasted, but they definitely looked cool.
The most noxious drink I’ve tried is the ever-popular “Gin and Juice,” only I think that when I had it was made with 7 Up. I was so bad I almost threw up before I was even drunk. I was surprised, later on, to find out that gin and tonics can be quite good. (Although I do think that depends on who is mixing them).
Overall, having read this thread reminds me why I’m glad to be free of the evils of drink.
The “wrung out bar rag” concoction mentioned above is popularly known in my crowd as “Dumpster Juice.”
Falcon mentioned a “Purple Jesus.” I know someone who adds gin and midori to that mixture, and calls it “Screaming Purple Jesus Punch.”
Once, at a black-lighted Halloween party, some friends concocted something they called “Monster Juice.” I don’t know what else was in them, but they were breaking those “non-toxic” light-up sticks into them so that they glowed green. I couldn’t bring myself to drink one, so I couldn’t say how they tasted, but they definitely looked cool.
The most noxious drink I’ve tried is the ever-popular “Gin and Juice,” only I think that when I had it was made with 7 Up. It was so bad I almost threw up before I was even drunk. I was surprised, later on, to find out that gin and tonics can be quite good. (Although I do think that depends on who is mixing them).
Overall, having read this thread reminds me why I’m glad to be free of the evils of drink.
I actually tried the Ensign Eater posted by CheifScott, as predicted, it tastes as awful as it sounds. This is a keeper, it’s always good to have a drink that will make your guests leave.
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This is non-alcoholic, but could easily be converted:
Grog Bowl.
Sprite and Mellow Yellow.
Salt
Baby Ruth Candy bars.
Dry Ice
Place the Sprite and Mellow Yellow in a bowl, set in an unused commode. Add salt to gag. Float the Baby Ruth bars in the concoction, add dry ice, and garnish with a roll of toilet paper for mouth wiping.
Wondeful for military Dining Ins’!
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MMMM Apple juice and Scotch. The drink of the taste-bud deprived.
Keith
My room-mates used to use Jack Daniels in their bong, then drink it afterwards. The worst I saw them do was the above mixed with Hi-C orange drink boxes. I almost gagged just watching them.
Ex-brother-in-law was mixing lime daquiris and ran out of frozen lime juice. He made the last batch with lime kool-aid (caution: never mix kool-aid with anything but water). I was the only one that drank it and I was puking for hours afterward.
Drunken half-remembered Army days. Four fifths of Jack Daniels mixed with three fifths of Bacardi 151 rum. Needless to say, we were kind of ill the next day…
I just remembered an odd combination that actually tastes good…well, not exactly good…let’s just say it tastes not disgusting. An ex-GF of mine used to love Brass Monkey and Mountain Dew…hell, I don’t even know what kinda booze Brass Monkey is, and I used to tend bar!
Good ole Jack Daniels # 9 and Nestle Quick!
:::: covers mouth, runs out room ::::
Actually, if you mix five gallons of kool-aid with 1/5th of Everclear and sugar to taste, it’s really really good. You can’t even taste the alcoholic taint.
–Tim
Well there is always the Suicide for truly nasty conconctions. I’m sure other people did this with different names, but basically every group to come to the party must bring a bottle(guys had to bring alchohol, but a group of all chicks could just bring mixer). As you are walking through the door there is a big, new, plastic trashcan by the door, and you just dump whatever you brought in the mix. (sometimes the sink was plugged up and used as the cauldron). Then just grab a plastic cup and fillerup.