Well, let’s see where we are…
WEST
Lakers (2), Nuggets (0): The Lakers remind me of a cat playing with a mouse before they kill it. They get out to an early lead, Denver closes, Lakers hit the gas late in the 3rd.
Jazz (2), Rockets (0): T-Mac continues to be criticized for the unpardonable sin of not being Michael Jordan. This one’s over.
Hornets (2), Mavs (0): How many times did you hear this one before the series started; “Even though Dallas is the seven seed, I think their playoff experience will win out in the end, but this will be a positive learning experience for this young Hornets team…”? Oops. Look for somebody from the Mavs to try and thug Chris Paul on a drive to the basket tonight, but only if that set of balls they ordered off of eBay arrives prior to tipoff.
Spurs (2), Suns (0): Nine out of ten times, Duncan misses that three to tie it in Game One, and this series is on a very different arc right now. But he hits it, like all the great ones seem to do when it matters. Regardless, the Suns might still make a series of this, if their spirit isn’t totally crushed.
EAST
Celtics (2), Future NBA Champions Atlanta Hawks (0): This scrappy young Hawk team has managed to keep the margin of victory below 25 points in the first two games of this series, which is a victory in and of itself. Watch for Boston to run the three-man weave, the hidden ball trick, and the ever-popular hook shot from half-court for the enjoyment of the bandwagon-ing Celtics fans crowding into Atlanta’s Philips Arena.
Pistons (1), Sixers (1): As any fan of the underdog knows, it is a singularly ecstatic feeling to see your team win Game One on the road. Which makes it all the more crushing when the other team decides to quit dicking around and proceeds to hand your team’s collective ass to it in the following four games.
Cavs (2), Bullets (0): Boy, DeShawn Stevenson really got into King James’ head, didn’t he?
Magic (2), Raptors (0): This weird little series just can’t seem to get any traction or attention, can it? I’ll just say I’m glad its not me that has to deal with Dwight Howard.