Nearly a third of Texans think "The Flintstones" was a documentary

Was that the battle that was led by Jesus on his personal velociraptor?

I love my state, but why do whackjobs like that have to come here?

Yep, also known as the Charge of the Light Raptors Brigade.

You realize that you’re as much of an irrational whackjob as any Jesus-Freak, right?

Well, Houston. “The climate of Calcutta and the attitude of Oakland.” Should be a huge sign on the highways: “You are now entering Houston. Why?”

Quite the opposite. I am a very rational agnostic, which is why I made the comment that I did.

Leaving aside the notion that agnostics are wussies :D, I meant about your downright stupid acceptance of conservative echo-chamber bullshit as fact.

You’re not a thinking person. You’re a robot that plays back snippits of Fox news.

Are you sure? I, for one, doubt that we can define the nature of Clothahump. That’s Heisenberg. I think. Pretty sure about that. Oh, dear, the cats dead.

Well, the cat should have gotten a job and paid for health insurance. :smiley:

You seem to think they aren’t home-grown.

Gee, if even you think they’re whackjobs, though …

Actually, I suspect foul play in the Katzentod case.

Good news from the primary results this morning: McLeroy’s out.

Ratliff, Thomas GOP - 58,388
McLeroy, Don (i) GOP - 57,528

Just watched a one minute clip about the Godliness of the banana. :rolleyes:

Maybe that argument could be used to justify masturbation, as the penis could be thought of as having “ridges” as well. :stuck_out_tongue: