Now technically this could be a good show. It’s by Ryan Murphy. It has Glenn Close. Sarah Paulson and Naomi Watts. (However it also stars Kim Kardashian). Audiences don’t hate it. It has a 65% audience score on rotten tomatoes. However, the critics’ score is 3%. Here are a few examples of their critiques:
“All’s Fair is a half-baked turd, a televisual misfire of breathtaking proportion. It’s not so bad it’s good, it’s a complete trainwreck, impossible to look away from, so bad it defies reality itself.”
“It takes a special talent to make something so fascinatingly dull, especially with a cast this strong. No words yet invented can fully convey just how much you need to avoid this disastrous show.”
“It wants to be camp, but it’s not even “so bad, it’s good.” It’s one of the worst shows of the year.”
“While she’s a walking billboard for costume designer Paula Bradley, Kardashian’s performance is monotonal and emotionally negligent. Imagine a void, daubed with designer product placement and nihilistic girlboss mantras.”
There are more. So many more. Most entertaining reviews since the sugar-free gummy bears on Amazon.
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