I’d suggest Scotty Potty, which is something we actually called someone named Scott when I was growing up.
If you’ve ever been to the infield at the Kentucky Derby, you’d know that peeing in the sinks for women is almost passe.
kambukta, your nan’s story reminds me a lot of the following incident that I recounted in my travel journal when I was in Vietnam:
I’ve read malkavia’s OP 3 times, and I can’t find anything to suggest that Scott crapped in the sink. Some of you got that impression, apparently. I’m assuming the dimwit had a “Liquid Only Event.” That’s icky on its own, but nothing compared with a Solid Event in a washbasin. :smack:
“Shatner” as in “he beamed down a Shatner in the sink”.
… Captain’s log.
I just wanted to clarify; Scott, to the best of my knowledge, only drained the gecko.
I’m sure if he dropped a deuce in the sink, we’d have received a system-wide email memo from our VP respectfully asking us to defecate only in designated toilets.
These are great, guys! In Sink is killing us, as Scott has very… questionable taste in music.
We are dying over this story. Oh my god, how horrifying. :eek: 
Why is there a sink in the shower?
It’s not directly in the shower, just next to it. I think the more appropriate question might be, “Why is there a shower in the building?”
We don’t have any exercise equipment here. I suspect they’re plotting to move all of us salaried employees into cots in the back in order to get more “bang for their buck”.
Is Scott a Potty Animal?
1 - in case of emergencies
2 - it makes them a ‘bicycle friendly’ workplace. The idea is that some people might walk, jog, or bike to work if they could shower and change clothes once there, rather than just letting the sweat dry.
Our city has an official Bike Plan that includes encouraging workplaces to provide bike racks and showers. It’s in line with CalTrans and FHWA bicycle regulations. Having the plan in place qualifies the City for funds to build bike paths.
Our ‘encouragement’ does not extend to requiring buisnesses to install the showers, as far as I know. And even if it did, that might not apply to your area. But that’s probably the basic idea.
There’s always “Dick Trickle”.
You know, now that I think of it, I bet you’re right. I do remember some mention of encouraging employees to bike to work.
lieutenant
“Deep Stink”
I once peed in the first bidet I ever encountered , the only fixture besides a sink that was in the “bathroom” of a home I visited on my first month in France.
For me it was this:
Guys don’t care if people see their shoes while they’re peeing, since we pee standing next to each other all the time. Often without so much as a divider, much less a door.
Sinkboy
Scotty Potty
Captain Ooops
Stinky Sinky
Or some very descriptive but obscure acronym, and then you’d just call him by the first two initials? “Scott, Who Peed in the Sink Thinking It was a Toilet, What an Idiot, Can You Believe He Did That?”, but just call him S.W.
Sweet Pee
Yeah, but that really limits the choices of nicknames, so we can go ahead and assume whatever we want.
Urine Trouble.
Nothing clever here. Sink Pisser pretty much covers it. “Hey Sink Pisser, piss in any sinks lately?” I really don’t see how someone could mistake a sink for a urinal.
You’re almost better off not even bothering with a nickname. Just reference the event whenever you get a chance.
“Don’t forget to flush…I mean turn off the tap.”
Or at least just give him a funny grin when you see him heading to the restroom.
Seems pretty strange to care that much about someone seeing your feet. I’d rather have someone know I’m there than have someone try to open the door.