Need help with Gag house warming gift

In My Humble Opinion
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My 24 yr old cousin is moving into her first house, all by her self. I am going to get a toolbox and fill it with girlie stuff. So far, I have

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[li]Nail File - for nail emergencies[/li][li]Clear nail polish - for pantyhose emergencies[/li][li]Safety pins - for when a button pops off[/li][li]Baking Soda - for small grease fires[/li][li]An ice pack - for when she stubs her toe[/li][li]A fly swatter - for spiders and other bugs[/li][li]A mini bottle of vodka and OJ - for an emergency screw driver [/li][li]A pair of undies and a small box of Tide - kinda self explanatory[/li][/ul]

I wanna keep it inexpensive, but please, make suggestions. The quirkier the better!

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A chocolate bar and small bag of salted nuts, for the middle of the night monthly cravings

Chapstick

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A plunger. When you really need one there’s no time to go to the store.

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A urinal. God I always wanted one for my house.

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A crucifix for repelling vampires.

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Advil for the morning after she uses the vodka & OJ.
Bus fare
Tape
WD-40
Some condoms

Some porn
Say, a fella could have a pretty good time in Vegas with this stuff.

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A ballgag.

when they look at you, say, “You SAID get her a gag gift!”

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Heh. It would be a leetle expensive, but my first notion was a big box with a bale of polyester batting and several yards of cheap fabric. Label the box:

“HOUSE WARMER: some assembly required.”

I’ll tell you what your toolbox reminds me of – the little “newlywed kit” the county registrar gave us when we got our marriage license. Little sample sizes of mouthwash, laundry detergent, paper towels, and other crap we had been buying for years. Made us laugh.

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Ha ha! Funny stuff.

Inspired by the screwdriver:

You could burn a CD with music by:
M.C. Hammer
Saw Doctors
Shonen Knife
Big Drill Car
Ja Rule
and of course…
Tool.

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…which actually suggests a whole nother gag gift. Just make sure you include the English-French phrase book.

Daniel

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These are great. Keep em coming!

I am definately going to get her an MC Hammer CD and some WD-40.

She is a very girly girl. I want to make her laugh. :stuck_out_tongue:

As for the ball gag :eek: Her Mom would kill me! hehe

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One word to trump all the other gifts:

A gnome.

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AA batteries.

Reason best left as a student exercise… :eek:

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lotion
candles
a stress ball
wine
a People magazine, and other trashy magazines. You never know how much time that kills, until you spend your entire afternoon reading about celebrities.
candy