Need help with wording

My daughter designs and screen prints T shirts. She wants to make a simple white T with black lettering for halloween, that would say something to the effect of ‘yes, this is my costume…where’s the candy?’

I know this can be worded better. Any ideas?

“Lame, right? Candy, please.”

Thanks PunditLisa. I like that.

Candy Police

Plainclothes Division

I love that, Critical Mass. Will pass these on. Thanks.

Are you actually trick-or-treating, or is this just meant as a joke?

A few years back, there were t-shirts that said “costume.” I was ready. When a kid came around with one of those, I gave him a piece of paper that said “candy.”

“Reading this wastes valuable candy distribution time”.

“You don’t insult my costume, I won’t insult your candy.”

“Candy, NOW!”

“Stanley Kowalski”

Thanks, Boyo Jim. You guys are great.

“Here’s the costume, where’s the candy?”

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(Fatal error, nothing to see, evil laugh, candy please, hope this helps.)