Need ideas for a clever sign

Greymatter Reclamation Unit

You could be the reigning Monarchs of the Data Kingdom - King SQL (him) and Queen Datum (you).

StG

If you don’t like the answer, don’t ask the question.

Be careful what you ask for.
The truth hurts.

Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions

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O Data Mine

Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistical Analysis

I love this! Stealing it tomorrow.

For some of you this has turned a bit nasty. I just wanted some lighthearted amusing things for people to look at as they came into our otherwise rather dreary space. I don’t want to punish them for coming in. Sorry if that wasn’t clear in the OP.
Roddy

The Truth Is Out There.

**M.O.I.

Ministry of Information**

Ministry of Truth

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This thread reminds me of a little ditty (a little dated but fun)

No one’s gonna fold, bend or mutilate me!

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