Mommy, Mommy, I hate playing merry go round
Shaddup or I’ll nail your other foot to the floor
Mommy, Mommy, Jimmy has an eye infection
Shaddup and eat around it
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Mommy, mommy, why is Daddy running so fast?
Shaddup and reload!
Mommy, mommy! I hate my sister’s guts!
Shaddup and eat what I put in front of you.
Mommy, mommy! I don’t wanna go to France!
Shaddup and swim!
“Mommy, Mommy, I don’t want to visit Grandma!”
“Shaddup and keep digging!”
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