Need Punney Scary Names

I’m recording a VO for my friends Burlesque Halloween show, and I need some funny pun filled scary halloween names and I’m drawing a complete blank.

Help me dopers, and I’ll gladly buy you a beer this weekend at the Oriental Theater. If you happen to be in Denver. And are a fan of Burlesque.

Paul Behrer.
Ivana Suckyourblood.
Mort Ician.

Robin Graves
…I got nuthin’

Tom B. Stone

…Hell, I’ve got even less.

Frank N. Stein
Hal O’Ween
Dopp L. Ganger
Paul Terguist
D. Monic

This is harder thanit looks…

Bee Headed
Rick R. Mortice
Miss N. Limbs
Ima Goner

Bea L. Zebub
Donna Killmee
Colin Clammy
Peg N. DeHart
All Gore (Al’s evil twin)

Maybe you can throw in a reference to the location Hack-n-sack, NJ.
Yup. Harder than I thought.

Mac Cobb (macabre)
Besides the already-mentioned Robin Graves, brother Doug and sibling of indeterminate gender M.T.

An Indiana horror-movie host is known as Sammy Terry, a pun on (not “anagram for”, as the linked page incorrectly states) the word cemetery.

M. Pacter
Will X. Pyre
Vick Thim
Woody Chipper
Hal O. Cranium
Cole S. Terol

Dea Thrattle
Jack O’Lantern (too obvious, I bet)
Ima Kilyu
Rip Herelies

Dan Gerrous
Cass Kett
Dee Seased
Sid E. Tyres

Wow, you guys are awesome!
As is usually the course, I’m going with the first one, Paul Behrer.
Thanks Ludovik and thanks everyone who helped!

I.M. Pale
Bea Reeves
Carrie Dowdt
Harv Estingsoules
Myron Yon (fr. ronyon)
Cal Amity
Sue Pine
Mark Fordeth
Drew Shortstraw
Diane Otherday
Dee Jenny Rayshaun
Jan Gling

For completion’s sake…here’s a list of all of the Simpsons’ Treehouse Of Horror “creepy credits.”

Mainly because I am forever amused by people who make such awesome complete lists.

Igor Tukilu
Dee Composing
I. Emma Dedwon
Ken I. Suckyourblood (Ivana’s brother.)

Ed Les Orseman
Wulf Mann
Rick R. Treat
I. M. Thost
Barry D. Hatchet
Fester N. Boile
Ann O. Recksia
Chess Hertz
Candy N. DeBasket
Holden D. Guttsin
Carrie Onsters

O. Kay Dhaukee, I.M. Dunn

Sammy Terry

Ophelia Pulse