My own mother doesn’t understand my problem with this. Am I REALLY that weird???
And I know you’re not talking about yanking. It’s just one of those…things.
As for the farting thing, I learned what that one meant on these very boards. Sometimes I wish I COULD fart on cue. It’d be useful!
Market!
Or if you wanna leave it at markers, Salem, you come and let me give you a back rub and I’ll take your “marker” as payment until you give me one!
Q
:eek:
Can I bring my guitar?
I’m going to be struck down by the smiley police, I just know it
Ehhhhem! Salem
I do believe I was first in line for Quasi’s training. You will simply have to wait your turn.
Hey! I’ll use one hand on both of ya at the same time!
I’m sure Zenster has a technique for that.
But one thing’s for sure, Quasi needs lots of training, uh-huh!
Salem, sure, bring your Git-tar! Afterward you and I can sit cross-legged (like in our “hippie-days”) and sing The Twelfth Of Never together!
Q
Reminds me of an old joke:
This busty blonde comes out of the ladies’ and beckons to the bar-tender to come to her table.
He approaches and she indicates she wants him to bend down and she takes his hand and begins rubbing it suggestively over her breasts.
“Are you the manager?”, she asks.
The guy, beginning to breathe heavily tells her no, he isn’t but is there something he can help her with?
She continues the rubbing thing, and then she takes her hand and one by one, sticks her fingers into his mouth and he begins sucking them greedily.
When he’s done with all ten, and cain’t hardly stand it no more, she tells him sweetly: “Well when the manager returns, will you please let him know that his ladies room is all out of soap, paper towels and toilet tissue?”
I know that has nothing to do with what you posted, whiterabbit, but I’ve always liked that joke and have been waiting for an excuse to tell it.
Q
Not too much more to add to all this great advice, except to regulate the speed of your massage stroke and keep it fairly even and consistent. A lot of people go far too fast and don’t even realise it, IMHO.
Also, try not to just squirt lots of oil on at the beginning - it goes everywhere
Oh and finally, avoid going hard on the backs of the knees - it can be dangerous.