That doesn’t make it any less gross to me. If something was named after the goat spleen bush it wouldn’t make me any more likely to eat it. Tha name sounds gross to me. I’m sorry that has so deeply offended you. I hope that some day you can get over it. In the meantime, the reality is that I do not now nor ever will I call peanut butter balls by the (a) stupid and (b) unappetizing term “buckeyes”. SO SORRY. I hope you live. Call 911 if you find yourself having major heart palpitations or anything.