Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night stays these courageous couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds"
That’s what it says on the buidling in New York, exalting the alleged virtues of the letter carrier. Although it’s not the “official slogan” of the USPS, it’s one we’ve come to believe means something. We expect, nay, NEED our mail on a daily basis y’know, cause the bills come, and the senders don’t care about your piddling excuses, they want their money. Unless of course, like Upstate NY, you’re under 12 FEET of snow, the mail MUST go through!
Not according to the Post office.
If access to a mailbox even “appears” unsafe to the carrier, my local carrier supervisor tells me, the carriers do not have to attempt to deliver the mail.
WHAT? If it APPEARS unsafe? SERIOUSLY? You’re leaving the execution of the work up to the worker? I can just imagine how that goes…
Hey, y’know, if you’re not feelin’ it, it’s ok, these folks won’t mind, just wander on to the next house, what’s that? Don’t feel like stopping there? Snow on the walk you say? Eh, that’s ok, it’s not “safe” for you to walk on snow, or ice, and hey, it’s cold out, you may get frostbitten, don’t want to risk that, do we? Of course not. In fact, let’s just move on to the next block, see what happens there. Wait now, you don’t have sunglasses on, it’s sunny out, back in the truck with you, we don’t want you going blind from the reflection on the snow.
What absolute shit! Imagine if I tried that shit at work…
“Why Chief, that building’s on FIRE! I can’t go in there! I might get burned! Oh, and that bad guy, he’s running away from me, jumping over fences, what if I tried to jump over a fence too! I could turn an ankle! It’s not safe!” Bah!
YOU WORK OUTSIDE! IT’S WHAT YOU DO! We got 10 inches of snow. Three days ago! Whatever’s shoveled is shoveled, whatever ain’t, ain’t. Bring the mail you quivering cowards! No one’s asking you to drop a letter in a live hornet’s nest, or a building on fire or in a war zone. It’s February in Chicago, it SNOWS here. GET OVER IT AND DO YOUR JOB, YOU SLACKER BASTARDS!