You better hope I don’t pull “I’ve never peed standing up”, mister.
You don’t pee in the shower? ???
I got yelled at by a gal for asking if I could this weekend. “I bathe in there!” was her response. Hey, at least I asked! She squeezed the toothpaste from the top of the tube, so she’s not relationship material, anyway, so I wasn’t too worried about it.
P.S. I would think crouching in the great outdoors still counts as standing. 
bye bye kitty. love, your short owner
Green kitty hates tall men, watch out!
Hmm, lemme think… Nope, don’t think so. Being 6’4" helps :]
I’m 5’2". Not a whole lot of chances to find someone shorter when you’re into the boys.
Not even within 5 inches
He was like 1 INCH taller.
Another kitty for Santo.
Kitty stays put.
Still have 12 left 
My hubby is about 15 inches taller than me.
Santo Rugger gets a kitty from me. I wish that word “taller” could have been replaced with “shorter”.
I Am the Lorax, you can post yours now.
Augh. Santo gets a kitten from me.
**Happy holidays everyone! Never have I ever tasted fruitcake or eggnog. **
Eggnog is good! What is it with you picky eaters stealing my kittens?
I get to keep my kitty!
Eggnog is a no, but both Grandmas were avid cake-makers. Does it count if you eat the cake but leave out the candied fruit, though ?
Kitties for Lorax. I’ve had store bought eggnog, but never fruitcake.
Nope. I did see a fruitcake once, but that’s that’s the closest I got.