**I’m hemorrhaging kitties! Says the one whose kitty has asked out a guy or two on more than one occasion. **
pinches the cheek of the youngin
Heck, I asked two gals out just this weekend, and now I’ve got a smokin’ hot date to the annual rugby banquet next weekend. She said no last time I asked her out, so here’s a big F-U to those that say it’s “creepy” to ask a gal out again if she says no the first time.
Finally I keep a kitty.
Nope - never asked anybody to go on a date
Not me.
This kitty makes the guys do all the work 
Yikes! I have an irrational fear of rats, irrational because my chances are damn near zero of seeing any. Snakes too, luckily I have never seen any snakes here at my farm. A couple hours south and there are tons and tons, rattlers and all different kinds. Some animals are just gross.
My casual relationship with the opposite sex finally paid off!
Oh, gosh. I’m addicted to going on dates!
Very, very awkwardly.
Here’s more kitties. I’ve asked out.
Yay, I finally get to keep a kitty! I’m way too shy to ask anyone out.
Fetchund, you may post your next Never now. 
Oh, poop.
I’ve been asking all my friends, and as it turns out, I have led a more varied life than I had previously believed! However,
I have Never, Ever tried any illegal drugs, including anybody else’s prescriptions for anything.
One stoned kitty, coming up!
puff, puff, one toking kitty coming up
Nope - I get to keep my legal kitty
and don’t I just love to live in a very broad-minded country 
Kitty for Texas
Kitty for Dating
Kitty for drugs.
My birthday is on 4 20. Need I say more?
Pollyanna kitty reluctantly, unhappily stays with me. But trust me, she’d much rather have inhaled at least once. 