Kitty for Fetchund.
All these years of following the laws finally pays off!
Rats have hiding spots they like; and if they’re startled, they run to their spot. They’re sneaky little bastards and usually we don’t see them. They like it better that way, and so do I. One of their spots was under a bush to the side of my front stoop. I came out for a cigarette one night, and in his (her?) rush to home base, I got run over. What’s rent in Alberta like?
I have even asked guys out while stoned. My kitties are just running away.
Kitty is clean.
No illegal drugs here.
MMM, pot.
Oh, wait.
Here’s your kitty.
Total Lost, you can go now. 
Maaaan this kitty is like… so hungry and… what was I saying ?
No illegal drugs.
Is anyone else’s screen melting?
Dooood… have a kitty man, they’re awesome.
**Never asked anyone out.
I lived in a co-op in Austin for three years.
**
Hello? Anybody Here?
Hello.
Waiting patiently…
Never Have I Ever had a job where I didn’t have sex with a least one colleague/co-worker
Sorry - I was away this weekend
You go, girl.
Sorry, thought you were a dude at first.
Nope.
**What the… what ?! **