I’ll probably be in the hospital within the week and I’m not sure how long I’ll be in. Would you prefer me to go ahead with my Never or what?
Yes, go for it! I have no objections
Ok. Never have I rollerbladed.
Now, when I’m not able to get on here myself ('cause they don’t let you have computers on the ‘inside’), the husband will be checking this thread and letting Hockey Monkey know my answers. Hope that’s alright. If not, just let me know.
'sall good.
Hope you have a speedy recovery!
I’m a roller rink queen.
Watch me skate! Watch me fall!
Nope, never been on rollerblades
I stopped rolling on skates
Rollerbladed once, got a sprained knee and crutches. I prefer four on the floor, like the kitties you’re getting.
I’ve rollerbladed and pwnd the competition. It’s all about the technique, people. Sure, I’ve fallen on my ass in front of cutie pies, and yes, I’ve shit my pants once or twice, but it doesn’t compare to finally becoming a father. That’s much, MUCH worse. Child support, throwing around the ol’ pigskin, your ONE PHONE CALL while rotting away in the can, and lemmings - lots of lemmings. You know, those small creatures that follow the one in front of them right off the side of a god damned cliff. It’s no wonder the world is in the shape it is today. Clocks that run CLOCKWISE? Unbelievable.
Not rollerblades, no.
I have rollerskated a few times.
Nope, I’ve hurt myself plenty on ice skates, roller skates and one attempt at a skateboard. (although I did teach my dogs to ride a skateboard!)
No kitties for you!
Nope. I roller skated, but never bladed.
I have voted.
I have never rollerbladed.
No worries Hockey, I was just bumping the thread up, and BTW, thanks for doing this! It’s fun for a giggle or a :smack:
Damn my athletic self, if it looks fun, I will try it! here’s my rollerbade kitty. Be warned though, she’s bad-assed!
Uh, Hockey Monkey? Can I start petitioning now for a non-embarrassing bobby prize? Something tells me Imma gonna be the big fat loser in this game. 
I always figure the first person out is the real winner as they have experienced a lot that life has to offer. Yeah, comfort yourself with that. 
Hey HM, if I have the most amount of kitties at the end, I’d be fine if you just said, “Pedescribe is the most sheltered person on the Straight Dope!” so I can put that in my sig.
I have rollerbladed. I’m not very good at it, though.
I’ve rollerbladed.
Never rollerbladed so I’ll keep all my nice kittens for now 