Never Have I Ever - II (Game in Progress)

I’ve never rollerbladed.

I’ve got pretty good balance until you put something between my feet and the earth. Then, all bets are off.

I might as well go now, as I won’t be on much anymore now that I can’t surf the Dope 9 hours a day at work.

Never have I ever interviewed for a job

My first job at KFC, my buddy just told the manager to hire me. When I moved to college to work at that KFC, my cousin already worked there, and just told the manager to hire me.

My second job, at the explosives testing facility, I had a buddy that worked for the field crew, and he told the supervisor to hire me. When I went over to engineering, I simply asked the engineer I worked under if I could transfer.

My first assignment at my current job, one of the rugby old boys hired me. When I “interviewed” for my current position, I dressed all nice expecting to be really grilled, but the gal basically told me what her division did, asked me if I thought I would be a good fit and if their projects would work with my thesis, and then she asked me when I’d like to start. I like to think my resume got me the job before I even walked in the door.

I’ve interviewed plenty of times.

Oh, I’ve had quite a few of those.

Nope.

**I’ve been interviewed **

When I started to read I thought “lucky guy”… but then I got to the “the gal basically told me what her division did” after reading “I dressed all nice” :smiley:
No girl can refuse you anything - and if you dress all nice - I would give you the job without an interview :wink:

Yup, kitties have interviewed all over the place.

I’ve had plenty of interviews.

I’ve interviewed lots.

Yes and no. Not really. Truth is, I got two interviews, but both were really rigged from the get go (first job, the CEO of the company was a pal and client of my mum, and I was gonna be an intern anyway so no big deal. The second CEO was my uncle. So… yeah. Nepotism über alles. I was ashamed both times if that helps.)

But the job I have now, I never interviewed for. I bitched at length on a forum about how a game got translated, one member sent me a PM saying “think you can do better, smartass ? Send a resume”. Turns out, she was the head of the translating project :slight_smile:

So, Santos, you be the judge - do you get kitties ?

I’ve interviewed… by workin’ kitties

I’ve interviewed.

Never interviewed, although I expect that to change shortly.

I’ve been the interviewer and the interviewed. Multiple times. I guess you get my kitties!

Kitty has been in the hot seat.

You can keep 'em, your situation is basically identical to mine. Sure makes life easy, that’s for sure!

Oh, if only that were true…

Oh yeah? What kind of job? :wink:

No?? Just me then??

You have to ask - then I guess you don’t know me very well. Let’s just say:

  1. You would have to be my co-worker
  2. I would still do the same “never ever” :smiley:

Why would I have to be your coworker?!

:smiley: I’m not sure if you’re asking:
Why would I have to be your coworker to get the job

or

to make Total Lost one happy little girl :wink:

Don’t make me have to hose you two down now! :wink:

I’ve never minded a hose… but I don’t think that’s what you’re talking about :rolleyes:
But - hey - it was so very quiet in here - we did need some action (and if I can get that from Santo - I’m game :wink: )