I have indeed once missed my state’s fair, having actually never gone.
I have never bought an “adult” magazine
I have missed my state fair, though my Grandma used to take me as a kid. 
I have, however, never bought an adult magazine.
Never have I ever missed a year of attending my state’s annual fair.
But I have bought a porno magazine.
Where I lived until I was 14 we didn’t have states, and when I was 14 I was no longer interested in fairs.
I have never bought a porno mag, although I have perused several. Just for the articles, of course.
Thanks Wormy, I need all the worms I can get, going fishing later.
**I have never attended a state fair
and I have purchase porn, but only for the pictures**
Clever re-wording on the state fair question.
I can’t get the thought of oxymorons out of my head.
Crap! I didn’t notice that.
I’ve never had any interest in going to a state fair, so it’s not like I missed them - I deliberately avoided them. 
I’m assuming that I have to give up a worm in the spirit of the question, though.
I’m confused about the state fair statement. According to her, she says she’s never MISSED it.
Does that mean she goes every year/every time it’s there?
If that’s the case it would be red if I missed even just once and green if I attend it every year too (like she does), right?
Sorry, this is akin to thinking outloud. : p
If that’s all the case, then I’ve missed a ton of state fairs.
And I’ve bought an adult mag before.
It sure said so on the cover!
**I have failed to go to a state fair (although I wouldn’t say I ‘missed’ it, per se)
But I’ve never bought an adult mag. What, they don’t have the internet in Iceland?**
Twas back in 98 and it was a real collectors item. I worked at a store and we ran out of that issue on the first day.
No, I cannot recall ever attending the New York state fair.
Yes, I have bought adult magazines - I read Newsweek, Forbes & Vanity Fair regularly. No, kidding. I know what you mean…and the answer is still yes.
I have never attended a state fair.
Yes, I have bought adult magazines.
But you have missed the annual state fairs, its a clever wording of the question. You have to give up some worms
A double negative isn’t clever, only confusing. 
**I only go to the State Fair every few years, so I’ve missed a few.
I bought a Playgirl once and was very disappointed. **
Anyone seen Ellen Cherry around, she’s way behind…
Out diggin in the back yard looking for more worms, I guess.
I’ve been to plenty of county fairs, but I’m not sure I’ve ever been to a state fair at all.
Never bought at adult magazine. Looked at a few, but never purchased one. I have to think the demand for them has dropped significantly over the last fifteen years thanks to teh intarwebs.
Let’s kickstart the weekend with two new statements:
This one from Archive Guy:
Never have I ever ridden a bicycle without training wheels.
Plenty of times. Sweden is totally a bicycle country.
And another from runcible spoon:
Never have I ever had a motor vehicle.
And Iceland’s a car country, so I had one there.