Never put your dead deer on the bumper of your truck

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Why?
Glad you asked.

I was driving down the NY Thruway to Pennsylvania on Friday and I got stuck behind a Ford F-Series pickup which had a dead buck tied to the trear bumper.

The deer ahd been gutted and had a bag of ice shoved inside, but it was leaking.

A lot.

Onto the hood and windshield of my white Volkswagen Jetta.

I was not happy.:mad: :mad: :mad: <--------See?

Finally, after about 15 minutes I was able to pull around the truck, and a Ford Explorer slid in behind the truck.

Then the deer fell off the bumper and hit the Explorer.

Liquified pretty much sums it up.

EWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Damn luck was I.

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Shouldn’t it really be …

“Never follow a vehicle with a dead deer poorly tied to its back bumper?”

:smiley:

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Why not just let the dude get far enough ahead of you so that no leakage would leak onto you?

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Where should you put a dead deer?

Just in case I ever happen to be carrying one…

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I’m going to be sick.

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At least, never follow a leaking dear. Ewwwww!:eek:

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Well if you’re driving a Ford F-Series pickup ,leechbabe, the box of the truck springs to mind.:wink:

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Aren’t there laws against things either leaking or falling off your vehicle that affect the driving of others?

I know in Jersey, any unscraped ice or snow can get ya a ticket. But I ask too: Couldn’t you have just sorta slowed down and given enough distance?

I’m not sure if mammalian guts fall under this, tho. . .

Tripler
Aaah yes, rifle season opened up in NoDak this past weekend too. :slight_smile:

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Thanks for the advice donkeyoatey, however I would never drive a Ford because if my family didn’t kill me first then my in-laws would. It’s Holden all the way for this leech

Also what is the box of the truck? Is that the boot? I think I’m having some American to Australian translation problems here. :slight_smile:

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Well, as far as the slowing down thing, problem was that I was kinda boxed in, and the semi-asshat behind me was tailgating and wouldn’t back off.

At least I wasn’t driving the Explorer:D

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With the given choice of either blood on the hood/windshield or a rearend fender-bender, I would have opted for the fender-bender. At least I could have vented on the dumbass. . . :smiley:

Tripler
But I respect yer choice: gotta do what ya gotta do.

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Hmmm, maybe the bed? I’ve always understood the boot of a car to be what I call the trunk. I drive one of these and the box is the cargo area above the rear wheels.

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Ahha! and all is revealed, thanks donkeyoatey, thus I shall carry any deer I find in the box of my truck.

Now to find some deer in Melbourne…

ps - I like your username :slight_smile: