Old Yeller is a really sweet, uplifting film about a boy and his dog!
Fatal Attraction is hot - bet lots of guys would like to meet a no-strings-attached, sexy and sweet woman like Glen Close.
The Shining had such a cool hotel in a nice, quiet location - I bet Jack Nicholson was able to finally finish that great novel he was writing with his loving family nearby.
Obligatory link to preview for “Shining”:
The Sixth Sense – I sure hope Bruce Willis managed to patch things up with his wife.
No Way Out – Too bad Kevin Costner never found that “Yuri” guy.
Star Trek: Generations – who cares, this movie sucks.
Unbreakable - Bruce and Samuel L. sure will make a great crime-fighting team.
Glengarry Glen Ross - Great job landing that sale Jack, you really turned things around.
Dr Strangelove - They’ll stop the nukes in time.
Terminator 3 - They’ll stop the nukes in time.
Whoops Apocalypse - They’ll stop the nukes in time.
Failsafe - They’ll stop the nukes in time.
WarGames - Oops.
Superman Returns - Damn, Lex Luthor defeated Superman! There’s a bold and unexpected outcome.
Casablanca - it’s so sweet that Rick and Ilsa are going to get back together again!
Brief Encounter - I wonder how these two lovebirds are going to break the news to their spouses?
The Bourne Identity - He woke up from near death to discover he’s got no memory, kick-ass combat skills and a deposit box in a Swiss bank full of fake IDs, money and weaponry. I bet he finds out he’s a tax accountant with a wife and kids in the suburbs.
The Crying Game – That Dil is hot! She’s going to end up in bed with Fergus at the end.
Sexy? 
Watching Fatal Attraction, I knew there was some twist at the end. I was sure that the twist was going to be that Glenn Close’s character was a man in drag.
I guess Glenn Close is not my type… 
Now that Charlton Heston has escaped from those damn, dirty apes, I just KNOW he’ll find his way back to Earth.
Fight Club - I’m glad Ed Norton finally caught on that Tyler Durden was a bad influence and a bit crazy.
Se7en - Wasn’t it great when Brad Pitt solved the case! Now he can get back to that sexy wife.*
Oldboy - After all the troubles the hero goes through, at least he gets hooked up with a hot, young girl!
The Greatest Story Ever Told - It was nice to see the people of Jerusalem finally accepted Jesus and welcomed him with palms.
*I’m sure there’s a “head” joke in there, but it’s too early for me to think one up
Zulu – those British soldiers don’t stand a chance.
I had to quit watching The Princess Bride when Humperdinck killed Wesley. What a kick in the crotch … I can’t believe the grandpa would read a story where the hero was murdered by the villain to his grandson.
Like : Wasn’t it great when Brad Pitt solved the case! I’m sure he’ll head back home to that sexy wife now.
I sure am glad Frodo finally got rid of that cursed ring. Now, he’ll go back to the Shire, marry some nice hobbit girl, and live happily ever after.
Psycho - I sure hope Janet Leigh used the money to help that nice boy escape the clutches of his mother.
As I recall, he does.
Sunset Blvd. – William Holden looks so silly swimming with all his clothes on. And he sure can hold his breath!
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest - That wacky Jack Nicholson sure livened up things in that dreary asylum, bet that frosty nurse ends up falling for him.
A Bridge Too Far - Surrounded, out-numbered and out-gunned - bound to win in the end, this is hollywood.
Star Wars - Luke will probably ‘use the force’ or something to blow up the Death Star at the last moment.
Memento - Teddy sure got his comeuppance for what he did to Leonard’s wife.
City Lights – The little guy will get the girl in the end. No doubt about it.