Mmmmmmmm…$100…
So, how’s everybody doing?
UGH…
FUCK ME SIDEWAYS!!! I AM SUCH A MORON!!! I NEED A DATE FOR HOMECOMING AND I DON’T WANT TO BE ALL BY MYSELF IN A KILLER DRESS AGAIN!!!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, much better now that I got that out.
Hello all! I always like the chance of free money. Of course, it means you have to give him your address, which means many many potential pranks…
Of course, that’s only if I was running this.
Hey Skug, you’re gonna get me pics, right?
PIx of what? The dress, or the fucking?
pad.
Pad?
Maybe he means “bump”?
And who in the world would be paying for this, anyway? You, zuma?
pad? tampon?
AAAAAERGH
::awards self -30 points for superfluous use of the word “tampon”::
My guess is zuma just robbed a bank. (Or it’s Monopoly money.)
Both. 
::changing username to Gunsinger. Heh heh. I’m gonna come out a winner! Or a weiner.
Fuck you sideways!?!?
What do you have a colostomy opening I can use or something???
It’s a term I use in frustration. But, um, well, it is possible to do so.
gunslinger, get out a camera and find someone to take pix if you wanna see it then.
begins to develop secret plot to make other Dopers forget about this thread
What thread?
Hmm, maybe Zuma is one of those rich philanthropists you always hear about.
Then again, maybe Zuma just thinks this thread will go on forever, and he/she need never worry about paying. 
Well, either way, I’ll give it a shot. It could help pay for my books next semester.
If anyone posts after me I’ll be forced to cast a spell that will make them run out of bread.
so there.
I hope no one actually thinks they’re going to get the “$100”.
This is a stunt worthy of concrete. Bravo, dude.