Tell me you're a Doper without telling me you're a Doper

[Slow_Moving_Vehicle]

You knew this was coming. Since the “Tell me you’re a woman” and “Tell me you’re a man” threads are problematic, let’s try one that we can all join.

Here’s mine: when I come across a bullshit claim, I simply reply “Cite?”

I invoke Og.

I call out threadshitting on other platforms.

Any more?

[LSLGuy]

I know who Opal was. Hi!

[Llama_Llogophile]

Actually…

[Slow_Moving_Vehicle]

@LSLGuy

I know who Opal was Hi!

And Tubadiva.

[Riemann]

The Simpsons - I Used To Be With It (Abe Simpson Rant)

[Johnny_Bravo]

@Slow_Moving_Vehicle

You knew this was coming.

Oh yes. I was thinking about being snarky and making a topic called “Tell me you’re a doper without posting in this thread,” but I figured it’d (rightfully) get shut down pretty quickly, ignored completely, or both.

[Beckdawrek]

Bad, bad, bad

[don_t_ask]

Cite.

[LSLGuy]

Psst. See post #1.

[Left_Hand_of_Dorkness]

My post is my cite.

[snowthx]

“Not to be pedantic, but…”

[kenobi_65]

My favorite cartoonist is Slug Signorino.

[Johnny_L.A]

Og. Manny people will say, ‘Hi, Opal!’

[Charlie_Tan]

I can make [ X ] cheaper and better at home, while not watching TV, since I don’t have one.

[Beckdawrek]

I know @Cecil_Adams

[Mean_Mr.Mustard]

I know you asked for a song that features the cowbell but let me show you this list of 496 of them that I copied and pasted from another site that I found when I Googled “songs with cowbell”.

[commasense]

Wanna hear a story about a blimp?

[kenobi_65]

A sock isn’t just something you wear on your feet.

[Beckdawrek]

And trolls don’t always live under bridges.

[thorny_locust]

@Beckdawrek

Bad, bad, bad

I’d know who posted that even if the poster’s identification weren’t visible.