Conan the Librarian? 
Oooh, right here in the 741s on the bottom shelf. Should I get it for you or would you like to bend over and get it yourself?
If you would be so kind? My hands are a little tied up with this sketchbook.
Sunspace, sweetie, I remember seeing a porn movie that started out just like this. The sad thing is, I kept pointing out how fake it really was because none of the books on the shelves had any mylar covers or call number stickers. Guess it’s time for me to trade in the thigh boots for some Sensible Shoes.
LOL!!!
lauramarlane, kara, sensible shoes and thigh boots are both sexy. There’s a reason for the stereotype…
One would think that a porn movie wouldn’t have any problems with removable plastic outer coverings wrapped tightly yet revealingly around their contents… 
I don’t want to be the party-pooper, but the company, Accoutrements does almost strictly gag gifts. I know this because they also produced a Jesus action figure which I own. He has “Amazing Gliding Action.”
So I think they MIGHT be making fun of librarians. Go forth and file them into Dewey oblivion.
but i wonder how the kids would take it. They’d probably add her into the background characters of the Barbie Show…
Some GIJoe might find her useful for information…but i can’t really see kids using her a lot. I mean, it’a great idea…but i just wonder.
About that Nun action figure…i don’t know if anyone remembers the Boxing Nun toys? It’s the one where there’s no lower 1/2 of body, and you put your hand inside, where you find 2 buttons to make her box. That company, of course, made a wide variaty of characters…
Well, for everyone in anykind of profession, should have respect.
When the hell did sensible shoes become sexy?! And why didn’t anyone tell me before I threw out my Rockports with the orthopoedic arch supports?
They’re sexy because they don’t try to proclaim sexiness. They’re the exact opposite of a girl wearing one of those T-shirts with ‘Princess’ across the chest in sequins.
:dubious:
:eek:
:eek:
There is not!
So, apparently, being a librarian is hot. Being told you look like a librarian is not.
It does to my alcohol tainted memory! I’m sure i remember you having that exact smile…
How about a talking W.J.C.?
** Troy McClure SF **
lmao