Congratulations-
May God bless and keep your newborn baby!
Scotti
And you get, I think, my 700th.
Happy sonday for the rest of the week 
Now, everyone repeat after me: Mr. Cynical, take a break from the boards and . . . what, that was too long to repeat? Whatever. Amateurs.
Congrats Mr. and Mrs. C! Jake Ryan is an awesome name. 
Congratulations Mom & Dad!!
Welcome to the world Jake!
< peeking in after a morning of network cabling problems >
^5 Mr. Cynical – Now you HAVE to take me to lunch so I can see pics of the little tike.
Hugs to you, wife and baby!
Congratulations on the new Cynical baby. Jake Ryan is a cool name (very macho!)
Best to mom, too!
Catrandom
What, you didn’t name him Cecil???
Wise man. 
Congratulations to you and the missus. I hope the little guy lets you sleep occasionally.
Congrats, Mr. C.
BTW, my wife just had our 3rd little boy last week, so I can fully appreciate your joy. I have to admit that Sherry’s labor
See? Dragwyr’s life is now so complicated he had to leave mid-post.
Congrats on your new little one as well, Drag.
Yay! Welcome to the world, Jake! Now ease up, and let your dad post
–tygre
Congrats! Way to go, Mrs. C!
Mr. Cynical, I wish you and your newly expanded family much love and happiness. And as soon as Jake learns to type, tell him to come on over and say hello! 
Congratulations, Mr. and Mrs. Cynical!!
Very cool! Congrats man. So are you gonna raise lil Jake to be a cynic like you?
Congratulations Mr & Mrs C!!!
Welcome to the world, Jake. You’re a lucky kid to have the parents you have.
Congrats! I’ll be sending positive thoughts your way!