New Agers: just stop.

Plus apparently there’s very loose zoning so you can put the strip clubs just about anywhere. Which I’m sure rankles more than a few bible thumpers, and that’s A Good Thing. All that BBQ meat-eatin’ and gun-totin’ probably rankles more than a few New Agers and, well, that’s A Good Thing, too.

Though sure, “Texan New Ager” is sort of an awkward concept to wrap one’s mind around. “Mellow but well-armed” sounds more like Vermont to me. Then again we’re not talking Gulf Texas or Frontera Texas, we’re talking Fort Worth. So it may be a special case where all the granoloids headed for FW because they felt intimidated of trying it at the Big D…