Current fave: “I’m thuper! Thankth for asthking! I couldn’t be much better I must thay . . .” continuing with the line "I’m tho thorry, Mr. Cripple . . . "
“This has got to be the weirdest thing you’ve ever seen” “No I once saw a guy who broke his neck trying to perform fellation on himself”
“That’s why I manually masturbate animals for artificial insemination”
“Do you want some advice? Here it is: Beer, it’s your friend, drink alot of it. Classes, nothing before eleven. Do you have a car? Someone on your hall will, make friends with them the first day. Girls? Well girls are pretty much out of the question: You’re a freshman.”
“Why you no good stuck-up, scruffy looking nerfherder!” “Whose scruffy looking?”
“When 900 years old your reach, look as good you will not, eh?”
“That movie has warped my fragile little mind”
“Do you know the only thing you did wrong? You let somebody see you” (Lee Marvin to Charles Bronson in The Dirty Dozen
And last but certainly not least:
“I wish you wouldn’t do me anymore favors for me Captain”
(Captain cusses and beats the hell outta’ Luke and says
“What we’ve got here is, failure to communicate. Some men you just can’t reach, so you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it. . . Well he gets it. I don’t like it anymore than you men.”
Ahh movies. . .
“To be great is to be misunderstood” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
Clint Eastwood in “The Outlaw Josey Whales” to the carpetbagger in the white suit who’s trying to sell him snake-oil: “works on just about anything, huh?” [spits tobacco juice on his suit] “How’s it work on stains?”
Pretty dark, but Martin Sheen in “Apocalypse Now”: “I told you not to stop. Now let’s go.”
“The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly” Ugly [reading note]: “See you soon, idi… idi… idio…”
Good: “Idiots. It’s for you.”
