I know it is a bit late for Halloween, but here is a witch joke:
There was a young witch who decided that she was going to enchant her broom to fly. She had never done this before and read up on it. Well, it was a messy process, with multiple reagents and she was a tidy witch, so she decided to take the broom to the bathroom and perform the rite there. She set the broom up, and carefully performed all the steps, but in the end it was obvious that the broom would not fly. But, she noticed the toilet struggling to be free of its fetters. She unbolted it from the floor and it was clear that the toilet had received all the magic and was now a flying toilet. She led it out to her back yard, sat down and took off! She was having a grand time flying around the neighborhood when an older witch spotted her and outraged flew on her broom and pulled up along side. The older witch was livid. She said, “You can go around flying on a toilet! Get down this instant! To which the young witch replied,
”It’s my potty, I’ll fly if I want to!”
Have you ever heard this joke before? If so where? As far as I know, I made it up after a long night playing the Sims 2 with the new holiday pack. So far, neither have I found it on Google, nor have any that I inflicted it on heard it before. I don’t remember it from anywhere, but it has the same pattern as many other bad jokes that I have heard.