Freudian slit.
Bwahahahahaha.
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar.
The bartender says: “What is this, some sort of joke?”
I hadn’t heard this one, actually. I like it. I really like it. I’d even use it as a username if I wasn’t afraid that people would mistake me for Freudian Slip.
There’s always the compromise option: Freudian Clip. 
There’s somebody named Freudian Push-Up Bra, though I haven’t seen her post in a while.
A Red Brick!
this actually should have shown up much much later in the thread.
Hm, maybe that’s who I’m thinking of. In that case, I may just go for it.
There is a card from Munchkin called “Schadenfreudian Slip.”
Who led the Pedants’ Revolt?
Which Tyler.
I don’t get it.
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
Yeah, but sometimes it’s a big brown cock.
I’d tell you my ‘Deja Vu’ joke, but you’ve probably heard it already…
Perhaps this really belongs in the geeky jokes thread, but:
How about self-referencing usernames?
(changed my mind)
Well, once upon a time, there were three pigs, walking along, each with a brick.
The first pig had a brown brick, the second had a black brick, and the third pig had a red brick.
The first pig said, "Hey, I bet I can throw this brown brick up in the air, and it won’t come down.
He threw it up, and it came right down, nearly hitting the second pig.
“Hey, look out! You’re not doing it right, watch.”
The second pig threw his black brick up in the air. It stayed in the air longer, but it, too fell to the ground.
The first two pigs look at the third pig. The third pig throws his brick up into the air, and it doesn’t come back down.
C’mon tdn, don’t you wanna finish this off?
Am I being whooshed are being dense?