Someone repair that glass ceiling already!
Sexist? Maybe.
But it is a pretty lame joke, and one we’ve all heard many times before. Something tells me that the Mid-Valley Women’s Crisis Service in Salem isn’t gonna see much from this.
Are you sure you stand by both of these statements? There are, I daresay, a few of us here who might take exception to either/both of these.
They’re doing this for the domestically abused, of all things?
Women like this make me want to escape my gender by way of having a penis installed.
On my forehead.
So I can bludgeon them horridly.
Hmm, perhaps I did get whooshed. If that’s the case, raisinbread, please accept my apologies. It was an honest mistake.
It seems that I’m not the person to judge these situations, but did punha just get whooshed, too?
Anyhoo, the OP’s book is stupid. I mean, maybe a funny idea, maybe, but for them to pitch it to a publisher and someone going to all the trouble of printing the damn things? I wouold prefer that the trees that made this book still be standing.
Oh fucking A’, come off of it already. This attitude is what produced the ridiculous “Iron John”. If you are even mildly insulted by this book, go gather some of your friends and beat a drum in a suburban treebreak. I’ll furnish you with the potato sacks and point you the way to the most feared of prey. The snipe. Have fun on the hunt.
The book is an old, old, joke. We’ve made it from the other side. example: Why do women think too damn much? I mention the miles we’ve traveled and she’s wondering about where our relationship is going to be in 20 years. Meanwhile, I’m thinking about the oil filter in the Jeep.
There are times I feel I need to stand up for my sex. This ain’t one of them. Grow some balls.
Hmmm, what the fuck is wrong with my browser? I think it’s cookies. When I wrote and posted that response there were 4 posts showing. And the times were different.
Oh, well. Take the above as purely a comment on the OP and not as a post ignoring what has been said before.
Yea i think iampunha got whoosed too.
WOW! IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE IT’S SAYING MEN COULDN’T DO ANYTHING BEFORE WOMEN CAME ALONG! THE BLANK PAGES STATE THAT MEN COULD DO NOTHING! ISN’T THAT THE FUNNIEST THING YOU EVER HEARD OF? DON’T YOU GET IT?
Not funny, not original, barely offensive. I would wipe my ass with this book, but that would disgrace my anus. I shudder when I think of the number of trees needed to make a copy of it.
Eh, everyone’s a punchline at some time or another. That’s why we seek out those who enjoy the same jokes as we do.
My mom likes really cutesy and quaint cliche based humor such as that referenced in the OP. And I think such humor is inane and unworthy of even a smirk. And that’s why me and my mom don’t hang out and drop acid together.
The inequality of the sexes continues to rage.
If a man says something suggestive to a woman, it’s sexual harrassment.
If a woman says something suggestive to a man, it will cost him $2.99 per minute, at minimum.
As far as the bookus tuchus maneuver-it’s the wrong kind of paper for your anus and your septic system. Be kind to your butt and the environment. 
If anyone still cares (and it looks like nobody does, but I just got back online, so I might as well say it), I was being sarcastic.
To me, the message this books is giving across is the same as adverts that go back to the 1950’s, where doofus husband would try to do something in the kitchen and make a mess of it, only to be replaced by the woman of the house stepping in and saving the day. Subliminal message: women belong in the kitchen, and men don’t.
I’m not offended at all by this book, but I just think it’s humorous that the same message that is blamed by feminists for keeping women in chains in the 1950’s is being spread by women like these ‘authors’ now, whether they know it or not.