New book for kids: ""Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed"

Okay. That’s funny.

splort ow, my sides…

Maybe… Help! There’s a Liberal Trying to Mark a Ballot! – set, of course, in Palm Beach County?

No, when the Soviets did it it was government policy, not good ol’ free-market Republicanism.

Other than that, what’s your point?

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I read it years ago in an ed psych class. The only problem we found was that it talked about how Heather’s Mommy Kate had the doctor put sperm in her vagina, which I thought was a little too technical for kids. (How does one explain artificial insemination to five-year-olds? I think that MIGHT be a little confusing to them). Other than that, it was fine.

That’s a parody comic, right? Right? Please, please tell me it’s a parody?

When a syringe and a vagina are really, really in love…

I think those are the only “values” conservatives have left these days.

He’ll be here all week, folks.

As a counterpoint, I offer you Horton Hatches and Egg. This book clearly condemns non-stay-at-home mothers and promotes genetic engineering.

A non-partisan book:

Heather Has Two Senators.

Can we retitle this this thread? Maybe to, The SDMB Meta-review of Books We Haven’t Read?

To be fair, I think the chances of this book having content that differs significantly from its title and back-cover blurb are about the same as Noam Chomsky’s latest saying something like “Imperialism really isn’t so bad; and it’s time for linguistics to move one–I was wrong.”

Actually, I read snippets of it, thanks to the avalibilty of searching inside of a book on Amazon. It seems it really is as bad as it sounds.

That would be in the Gothic/Horror section :smiley:

I don’t think it was intended as one, but yeah, I think it’s a pretty damn good parody.

If You Give A Lib A Welfare Check

Well, that WAS kinda the point of the OP.

Since we don’t have a separate “ridicule the shit out of this” forum, threads that take that approach go in this forum, for lack of a better choice.

I’m not taking the book itself at all seriously. I think it’s a hoot that something that improbable even exists!

And if the author and publisher decided to donate the proceeds from the book to, say, Katrina relief, I’d buy copies for friends and family members as gag Christmas presents. :slight_smile:

If **Liberal **were under *my *bed, it would certainly scare the shit out of me.

:: splort ::

Oh, well, I needed a new keyboard anyway.

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