[QUOTE=HazelNutCoffee]
What the hell am I doing in a Chick tract?
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You’re a sleeping guard?
Interesting…
I always try to let sleeping guards lie.
My Legos innocence has now officially been lost.
and this.
Apparently Eve likes to take it from behind… which makes sense, there were no missionaries yet.
This is going to come as a tremendous shock to Eve, you know. 
[QUOTE=Freddy the Pig]
It’s like saying “I rescued you from the clutches of Satan and I also waxed your car.”
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Actually, He sends the Apostle, Simon the Zealot to do that. Hence the term…