Meh, the kidnapper won’t be going to prison.
He’s being represented by Johnny Cochrane.
Maybe the kidnapper got Lil’ Susie first?
Nothing says funny then an older chubby lady smacking her feeble husband with a shoe.
Good stuff.
See, that’s because in true Christianity – you know, the kind promoted by Chick – wives are subservient to husbands in every way. So, if a man beats his wife, it’s not abuse, because she’s his to do with as she pleases anyway. Clearly, the sin committed by the woman in the cartoon was not specifically hitting her husband, but daring to oppose his will at all. She just happened to have chosen a particularly expressive method of doing so. Get your Truths™ straight.
“Mrs. Comfort”??? What the hell kind of name is that! Meanwhile, I’m trying to think of innuendo using her name, but for the life of me, I just can’t think of anything better than “find comfort in Jebus”. Lame :smack:
Max 
It almost looks like an editing error. Particularly the small part about spousal abuse, which doesn’t fit in with the rest of the tract. And, is white slavery with abducted US kids being sold in Saudi Arabia something that happens to a material degree? Imagine the diplomatic implications… It’s not only libelous, but absurd.
Ok, by panel three Chicky has managed to slander both Mexico and Saudi Arabia. That’s gotta be some kind of record. BTW, anybody notice how the scrawny white guy seems to be staring down at the police man’s crotch in panel two? Why, no, swampbear, you perv, it does not look that way to anybody else but you.
If you use Chicky logic, the fact that the little girls are kidnapped, taken to Mexico and then to Saudi Arabia, is a snipe at the RCC. After all, Mexico is a predominatly death cookie eating, Pope worshiping, Whore of Babylon adoring, RCC country.
Hell no! I’ve got the bastard in the Death Pool!
Any Chick tract is worth Pitting…
Actually, I rather enjoyed this one. I especially liked the part where God advises the young kidnap victim to foil her abductor by doing Flip Wilson impersonations.
Although the sudden scene shift in the middle was a little disconcerting. Officer Whosis is going up the stairs towards a domestic violence situation, he shouts, “Oh no! This is terrible!” and then the next panel is the recently saved child saying “this is certainly a happy day”.
The artwork is a little weak, though. Christ on the cross looks like He is striped like a zebra. Perhaps Mr. Chick was watching “The Passion of the Christ” while drawing. Suprising he would support a film from a Death Cookie cultist. And the abusive wife’s high heel shoe in one panel looks like she is wielding a sword.
When Chick finally meets his reward, a little light will go out of the universe.
Regards,
Shodan
Chick would never make a script writer. Those kind of plot explanations are supposed to come at the end.
“There’s one thing I don’t understand; whatever happened to the kittens?”
“It’s perfectly simple, Holly, there never were any kittens. He lied. Now all the lying he’ll be doing is on a thin matress… in jail!”
I suppose we’re to take it that the previous 4 victims didn’t get help because they had previously swapped god for a tv too.
I seem to recall that he does not support it-didn’t he write an article warning against it? He’s probably trying to compete, but that’s bad artwork. Like I said, Jesus looks like a totem pole. Or else a mummy. And he has no face.
Here’s a link to what Chicky has to say about TPOTC.
Holly: GOD’S GONNA GET YOU FOR THIS!
Wow, Jack has been watching old reruns of Maude.
It’s official: Jesus is a shar-pei.
Jack & his co-artist Fred Carter have been drawing Hamburger Jesus since the mid-70s.
I think I found the model that the drawing of Jesus was based on.
All in all, the artwork in this one sucked - even by the low standards of Chick artists. Compare the faces of the kidnapped girl and the kidnapper. One is rendered in great detail, while the other looks like Little Orphan Annie. Also, that abusive wife sure did a lot of damage to that guy with her shoe. Why does he have clown eyebrows?
The moral to the story is that kids who are kidnapped will be saved by God. Kids who are successfully abducted must have offended God, I guess.
You know, I only ever glance at the Chick tracts just so I can come here and listen to you guys… wipes tears of mirth
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Well I didn’t think it was worth pitting either so I started my own thread about a half hour prior to this one.
It is a weak tract, a letdown after his previous two Islam bashing tracts. I didn’t really think the cop looked much like OJ. I would doubt that artists Fred Carter would draw a protagonist such as Officer Carter, using a n’er do well like OJ for a model. I think he was going more for a “gentle giant,” Michael Clarke Duncan type… on thorazine. He needs a medical checkup. What the hell does it take to get him to pull his gun? A knife in his face didn’t do the trick in The Peacemaker. In that situation most cops who know the Tueller drill and start shooting when the assailant is still 21 feet away and don’t stop until he’s down or they have to go to Big 5 for more ammo. Hmm, maybe internal affairs has had their eye on him so he’s Mr. NiceCop until the perp is behind closed doors where he can get a proper nightstick enema.