Yea, he speaks the truth! We could have been deceived.
Oh, Gaudere, show us yet another miracle, so that we may believe in thee!
Y’know, tracer, I think you’re right–the accent should be on the second syllable. That’s what I get for attempting to appear erudite. Guess I need to pick up a copy of Teach Yourself Latin too.
RT–it means “to rejoice”. I’m not just a verb, I’m an infinitive.
Andros–if you’re actually me, that remark becomes ickily kinky. Well, it’s not as if it wasn’t anyway. 
Gaudere - you’re an infinitive?? Quick, over to the anti-infinitive thread!
Gaudere - I’m honored to meet an infinitive; this is the first time I’ve had the pleasure of knowing one. If I were a part of speech, I’d probably be an interjection!
Seriously, it’s an apt name for you.
Now, I’ll duck out while you engage in autoerotic kinkiness with your alter ego…
[arms folded… foot tapping…]
Y’know, we’re waiting for our miracle over here. Doncha want us to believe?
If it were easy for you to believe in Me, where would be the merit in your faith? Even godless atheists and sinners believe reasonable things. You wouldn’t want to be like them, would you?
Go thou, and meditate on the ineffable duality of my Name. How can it perform some functions of a noun and at the same time display some characteristics of a verb? And it is a proper noun at the same time!
Oh, truly she is great! Who can know her wisdom? Who has ever said words like these?
[days pass… grumbling begins…]
Hey, let’s go try the guy that bends spoons!
To paraphrase Buckminster Fuller, Gaudere is a verb! ::groan::
RTFirefly wrote:
Not without dinner and flowers.
…ineffable duality…
So you’d be a split infinitive then?