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relic_11,

> Okay, so, for MGM: incision=a cut, circumcision=removal of foreskin, subincision=??? and stripping=???
I have an idea for FGM. Thanks for the clarification, Jack.<

You’re welcome for the clarification.

Incision, male: The least severe of four male genital mutilations. Either cutting the foreskin just enough to draw blood, or a cutting through of the foreskin in a single place so as to partly expose the glans.

Circumcision, male: A sexually destructive, risky, and mutilative “surgical” procedure in which the prepuce, which contains most of the erotogenic tissue on the penis, is summarily amputated.

Subincision: To circumcise the foreskin and lay open the urethra from the meatus to the scrotum. Still done by the Aborigines in Australia.

Stripping, genital skin stripping: Circumcision of all of the mobile penile skin from the sulcus back to the scrotum. The most severe of four types of male genital mutilation. Called Salkh (literally, scarification) circumcision in Arabic speaking countries.

Well, I went through a couple pages of the various GD and Pit threads devoted to this loon before my brain tried to crawl out of my head, and I must say, Jack, you are definately fucked in the head. Please, for the love of God, find something more productive to do with your time.

Jack’s 4F:

No Forethought
No Foreplay
No Foreskin
No Forebrain.

Forecast? Forestall forever. Forewarned.

<Circumcision, male: A sexually destructive, risky, and mutilative “surgical” procedure in which the prepuce, which contains most of the erotogenic tissue on the penis, is summarily amputated.>

Jack, you’ve said this time and again. Where is your proof for this statement? And no, I’m not going to accept something from the cirp page because I think other posters have adequately attested to its clear bias.

“…but if you rub it, it turns into a suitcase!”

I have to wonder sometimes how Jack feels about penile inversion. :slight_smile:

relic, for the love of God, stop encouraging him. He’s a wack-o. Go read the circumcision thread if you need proof (which he couldn’t provide to prove his point if his foreskin depended on it).

I think we should take Jack to Judge Judy - I don’t particularly care for her, but she’d rip him a new one. :smiley:

Esprix

Now that’s an image I didn’t need: Judge Judy ripping someone a new foreskin.

I think Monkey Boy went to the Pee Wee School of Logic (“I know you are, but what am I”). Nothing against Pee Wee (isn’t that name quite appropriate for this thread?!), who I feel is a laff-riot, but, really, it’s so apropos.

Sorry, Esprix, but I don’t see how I’m encouraging him. I asked a simple question, and got a simple answer. Aren’t those still debating with him encouraging him more?

Is he allowed saying this? Since when are mohels “witchdoctors”? Well… I suppose it hinges on his definition of “witchdoctor”. I’m not even a religious jew and I’m taking some offense.

Come on, we can’t let this one die, can we?

JDT–“You put your foreskin in, you take your foreskin out, you put your foreskin in, and you shake it all about…”

Well, ok, maybe we can…

These are from the “Jack-ass Dean Tyler” thread, and I’m nominating them for Jack’s .sig:

And:

Classic… :smiley:

Esprix

Sorry, Esprix but I already nabbed that last one! :smiley:

Oh Good Lord. Figures. See below.

God, I hate to miss out on the rest of the swingin’ good times, but I’m leaving in the morning to go to Florida for ten days. Remember me fondly and with a tear while I’m gone.

Foreskins, foreskins, roly-poly foreskins,
Foreskins, foreskins, eat 'em up, yum!

“Shut your mouth, spread your legs, and tell me that you love me.”

Foreskin: Keeping you warm on a winter’s day.

The penis is mightier than the sword.

Does your foreskin hang low?
Does it wobble to and fro?
Can you tie it in a knot?
Can you tie it in a bow?
Can you throw it over your shoulder,
Like a Continental soldier?
Does your foreskin hang low?