gratuitous Simpsons reference here…
“I’m a stupid moron, with an ugly butt, and my butt stinks, and… I like to kiss my own butt.”
or should I have said foreskin?
“I would do anything foreskin … but I won’t do that.”
JDT–“I regret that I have but one life to give for my foreskin”
“Give me foreskins or give me death”
“I have not yet begun to fight…for my foreskin”
“We have nothing to fear…but circumcision itself”
“Ich bin ein foreskiner”
“Ask not what your foreskin can do for you; ask what you can do for your foreskin”
“I am not a circumsizer”
“I did not rub the dorsal side of my circumsized penis on that woman”
And, of course,
“I feel your pain”
Alright you knuckleheads, this is going to be my one and only contribution to this nonsense:
foreSKIN, foreSKIN, foreSKIN,
FOREskin, FOREskin, FOREskin
FORESKIN, FORESKIN, FORESKIN,
RAWhide
FOREskin, foreSKIN, foreskin,
foreSKIN, FOREskin, foreskin,
foreskin, foreskin, foreskin,
rawHIIIIIIIIDDDDDEEEEE
That’s the spirit, Jack.
Except this nonsense has been going on for almost 20 pages…
“I am Jack Tyler and I speak for the foreskins.”
I am Jack Dean Tyler, I come in Peace.
and JDT, thats the spirit, very funny indeed!!!
something less than fascination and all warrented consideration reached a conclusion:
JDT deserves a round of applause for managing to generate far more words on the subject of foreskins than can even be found in medical texts.
Proposed sig:
“You can pull it, you can shake it,
You can twist it 'till you break it,
But the last drop always falls out in your pants.”
Jack Dean Tyler, You are a fool. If circumcision was half the traumatic experience that FGM is, you (as well as most other circumcised males) would be unable to post here. I have known (yes, ACTUALLY MET THEM) Muslim women who have had this procedure performed, and they are loath to talk about it. Out of five women, only one would consent to speak to me about it (I was writing a story for a magazine) and she would only do so if I could not see her as she spoke. Afterward, she decided not to give her consent to have anything she said published, even with complete anonymity. My story had to be abandoned because I couldn’t get any quotes from anyone who has undergone this. These women feel NO sexual stimulation whatsoever. The act of intercourse actually pains most of them because the vagina has been stitched shut almost entirely.
DON’T TELL ME THIS IS ANYTHING LIKE WHAT YOU “WENT THROUGH”. You are an uninformed troglodyte.
–klepto
“it’s all fun and game suntil someone loses a foreskin”-- My suggestion for JDT’s sig.
Jack Dean Tyler, You are a fool. If circumcision was half the traumatic experience that FGM is, you (as well as most other circumcised males) would be unable to post here. I have known (yes, ACTUALLY MET THEM) Muslim women who have had this procedure performed, and they are loath to talk about it. Out of five women, only one would consent to speak to me about it (I was writing a story for a magazine) and she would only do so if I could not see her as she spoke. Afterward, she decided not to give her consent to have anything she said published, even with complete anonymity. My story had to be abandoned because I couldn’t get any quotes from anyone who has undergone this. These women feel NO sexual stimulation whatsoever. The act of intercourse actually pains most of them because the vagina has been stitched shut almost entirely.
DON’T TELL ME THIS IS ANYTHING LIKE WHAT YOU “WENT THROUGH”. You are an uninformed troglodyte.
–klepto
“it’s all fun and games until someone loses a foreskin”-- My suggestion for JDT’s sig.
sorry. stoopid sloe cumpooter.
No, no. It’s “I am Jack Dean Tyler. I come in pieces.”
Oh me, oh my, oh you
Whatever shall I do?
Hallelujah, the question is peculiar
I’d give a lot of dough
If only I could know
The answer to my question
Is it yes or is it no?
CHORUS:
Does your foreskin lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
If your mother says dont chew it, do you swallow it in spite?
Can you catch it on your tonsils, can you heave it left & right?
Does your foreskin lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
::snicker::
Zette
In the GD thread, Jack said (italics mine):
I vote for the italicized part.
I guess Jack doesn’t get sick…
klepto,
> If circumcision was half the traumatic experience that FGM is, you (as well as most other circumcised males) would be unable to post here.<
> These women feel NO sexual stimulation whatsoever. <
Well, you're comparing apples and oranges. You're comparing a male circumcision to a female infibulation which is utter nonsense. Be honest and compare a female circumcision with a male circumcision or compare a female infibulation with a male stripping.you will feel the need to piss-wash your brain after reading what i type===Jack Dean Tyler
Because Every Thread That, I, Jack Dean Tyler, Start Is A TMI Thread.
i only act like this because i was circumcised.
I have no need for cites, the foreskin will tell me all i need to know!
Follow my lead and you too can be a lousy lay, circumcised or not!
i am too cool for the Church Of The Visible Pink Foreskin!!
“I am Jack Dean Tyler’s foreskin.”
In fact… I think I’ll use that for my own sig 
LL