So we’re all familiar with DUI which means" driving under the influence" and DWI (driving while intoxicated" and the sad commentary to US society DWB (driving while black). Recently while motoring around my daily travels I came up with some more.
DWA - driving while asleep (takes 2 minutes to accelerate from a stop or to get around a turn where there’s no other traffic)
DWOC - driving with out a clue (meanders, signals then comes to a near stop in the traffic lane to evaluate the cross streets before continuing straight with the turn signal still on, or turns the opposite way from the signal)
There was another one that I forget now. While I work on remembering it, do any of you have some? The rule is they have to be “driving while”, “driving without” or “driving with” patterns. Not just general complaints about other drivers.
DWT - Driving while texting
DWRRH - Driving while receiving road head
DWK - Driving with knee(s)
DWOS - Driving with one speed (40MPH, whatever the speed limit!)
The biggest offence of all, bar non, responsible for the greatest damage to humanity, is DaRK.
Driving as Road King.
Trying to punish others for your self righteousness, not allowing the pass, not yielding the passing lane, playing games because you ‘have the power’ to make other lives miserable for your own perverted sexual enjoyment, turning left on the right side on the lane and blocking legit passing around your stopped ass, turning right and not getting into the shoulder lane and blocking the free flow of traffic, driving a Prius as stereotypical Prius driver does - make everyone else help you save energy regardless to how much time and energy they waist in passing your ass (though that has improved), or a pick up trucK 10-15 below the speed limit.
Lots of good ones, but I think so far this one’s a winner. We have these in my area too. FWIW, I drive a Prius, but not like the stereotype. I often forget it’s not a Mazerati, so here’s one that applies to me:
