New fast food restaurant chains: Unworkable ideas

Missed that :smack:

My friend’s brother is a bartender at a bar called the Frog and Peach in San Luis Obispo, CA. After 15 years, now I get the reference!

My work here is done.

McSadist’s
All Things Mayonnaise
Chicken Fried Schnauzer
Soylent Taco
Phil’s Flat Soda and Hard Boiled Eggs
Oatmeal King
Cap’n Bligh’s Breadfruit Bistro
Waffles ‘n’ Chutney
Mike’s Marzipan Shaped Like A Diseased Penis
1001 Arabian Bobwhites
Dooley’s Crackers ‘n’ Margarine
A Time For War, A Time For Peas
Turn Ya Gay Fried Chicken
Methusalami
Don King Donuts

I’ve sampled many of these ideas already in IKEAs food plaza.

There was a chain of Road Kill Cafes in the north east for a while. I’ve eaten at one in Maine and one in NH, but they seem to be gone now. :dubious: Cute t-shirts, but basic standard fare actually.

The Offal House

Since when is squished possum standard fare? :eek:

The Secondhand Smokehouse

Sum Yung Gai

Best of the Wurst

Strawberries 'n Sauerkraut

Herman’s Headcheese

Spamela Anderson’s

The Sneezecake Factory
Whizzlers
Spacklebee’s
Nooters

Sam and Ella’s Food Flavoured Eats
I can’t Believe its Not Tofu
Hairy’s Weiners
The Deep fryer (Our Coatings make it seem edible)
Now Glass Shard FREE (May contain glass shards)
Dr Crazy’s House of Bimethylethylketones
McWongs’ House of Steamed Wood
Carpet Muncher Buffet

FML
(If its not there in 30 minutes, its LATE!)

Agent Orange Julius

Sprout City

Potted Meat House

Cuitlacoche-coo’s

Honest Abe’s Waffle Hat.

Well, there’s always the “Stinkin’ Rose” [meaning garlic], but it’s a restaurant in Venice (CA), and it’s actaully quite successful.

Fried Rat on a Stick

You Kill It, We Cook It

Long Dong Silver’s
Fugu Folks 'N Fun
Ye Olde Laxative Factory

The House of Kitten

The Deep-Fried Puppery

Thoroughbred Delight

We had a Fork N Finger in our town! It was pretty popular though, kinda like a little diner. It wasn’t bad though, I ate there a couple times.

Brendon

Alan Moore has a “Burgers and Borscht” chain in Watchmen