Tired of the same old burgers, pizza, and Kentucky Fried Tacos? Ever yearn for something a bit different? Have an idea so bad that the business model (evident in the name of the chain) is a recipe for failure? Share your ideas!
For example:
Han’s Drive-Thru Fon-du
Spam Hut
Sammy’s Salad on a Stick
Orangatan Julius
McSushi’s
Roadkill Cafe
TGI E.Coli’s
Hardly new, but if you’ve ever asked yourself “Where can a young couple, who are having an evening out, not too much money, and they want to have a decent meal, you know, a decent frog and a nice bit of peach, where can they go and get it?” there’s always The Frog and the Peach
Fois Gras en Croute sur Céleris-Raves avec un Coulis Des Framboises Hut
Thermido-R-Us
Dumpster Diner
Taters 'n Clams
Tim’s Taro
Food U Can Eat With A Spork
Gizzards and Such
Albanian Sausage Factory
Borschtapalooza
The Lutefisk Emporium
Bul Go Gi and Bananas
Bavarian Samosa Hut
Soy Joy
The Wasabiteria
Snails and Scales Seafood Chalet
Der Pumpkin Haus
Billy’s Bison-milkshakes
I wish I were making this up, but I grew up just down the street from a hot dog joint whose owner got sick of dealing with franchising, so he struck out on his own. His big idea? A hot dog at the bottom of a taco shell, slathered in all the usual Tex-Mex goodies. Thus, Taco Dog was born!
It didn’t last very long.
I think we have a winner! Er, loser!
Caviar Bell
Booger King
House of Jerk
Quack Shack (Deep fried duck to go)
Everything Lima
Liver World
Okra-Homa!
Turduckenhut
Harry’s Taco Time
Brains-n-Eggsville (My mom would eat here)
Spam-Egg-Sausage-and-Spam-ateria
The “Y” (Breakfast only)
For the “diet concious” ladies:
The Fork N’ Finger
The Vomit-Sutra
EbolaCastle Burgers
Long John Seal Blubber’s
J. P. McPickleshitters
Durian Delight
The Bug House
The Stinky Cheese Man and other Snacks
Casa Casa Marza
Long John Saddam’s
Der Worstery
The Chicken Back Shack
International House of Poundcakes
The Haggis Pound
I went to a duck restaurant in Beijing that had the slogan (in translation): “We cook everything but the quack!”
Peter Cook and Dudley Moore had a TV sketch featuring a restaurant called the Frog and Peach. The two featured dishes were Peche a la Frog and Frog a la Peche. You can read the script Here
McNoah’s Ark- if it has four legs, we can make haggis out of it!
Le Coprophage
Adolf’s Grill
NBC and Endemol Entertainment present
Beer Factor Bar and Restaurant
The same Frog and Peach that bobotheoptimist mentioned up thread? 
Long Pig BBQ.
Try this Link for the Frog and Peach.