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Hi Ed, it’s me again aha, your pal. Hope everything is going ok for you today.

I have a suggestion, read it when time permits and let us know what you think. As always if you don’t have time to answer, well hell no big deal…I know you are getting ready for our big golf game on Saturday…oopps did I let that out? ( I didn’t tell anyone that you agreed to caddy for both of us. We have * got * to get a cart cause I know those clubs must be heavy.)

Well on to my point.

The trolls on this board, as you know, have been getting pretty thick. They have even accused some of us on this board of being clannish. Well they are probably right. You know if wanting to post to only intelligent people is being clannish then hey…I’m guilty.

Ok Ed, here is my idea and dammit don’t agree with me just cause we are close friends now, ok?

Why not use your awesome power to create a new forum. We’ll call it…ahem sorry, *You’ll * call it “The Troll Forum.”
If it is possible to set the board up in this manner, it might work like this. When you are any of your esteemed moderators deem that someone is obviously a troll and not interested in contributing anything to the board and being a general pain in the ass… don’t ban them completely, allow them to post in the “Troll Forum” only. That way, they can enjoy each other’s idiot-like behavior to the maximum.

In the “Troll Forum”, they could be free to just share and wallow in their own ignorance and spread it around like so many pigs in shit. It might even satisfy the trolls so much that they would be deterred from re-registering under different names once they have been banned. Just imagine, if you will, an entire forum jamb packed with high foreheaded, mentally challenged, dick heads all working alive in their own sorry assed rhetoric. That would be a sight for sore eyes. And maybe once a year we could all gather around and watch while you just delete the entire pitiful bunch in one stroke.

I know that you or the Reader don’t owe these bastards anything but hell, it’s possible Ed, you might walk away with a pulitzer on this one.

Of course identifying a troll is not that easy. I don’t know what the definition of a troll is for sure, but I think I know one when I see one. I am betting you do too. Naturally it would have to be a unilateral decision on your and the moderators parts as to who is a shit-eating troll and who isn’t, but what the hell that’s the way it works anyway, right?

Ok pal see you on Saturday. We’ll talk about it over a beer. ( Your treat of course.)

One of the few to be personally welcomed to this board by Ed Zotti.

Yours truly,
aha

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Didn’t I see this in that book of children’s letters to God?

*A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his client to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright
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Ed * is * god around here bub. :wink:

One of the few to be personally welcomed to this board by Ed Zotti.

Yours truly,
aha

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The last time aha started a thread to Ed, it turned out just dandy. This one can’t possibly repeat that, can it?

Coming soon to a sig line near you!
Relive the mundane highs, the flaming lows, and the pointless posts in between. Announcing the debut of the best of Mullinator.

Because it’s not just a sig, it’s an adventure.

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Where is that bastard, Ed anyway. I got a bone or two to pick with him. That pathetic sonofabitch was supposed to be forwarding the ‘psychic orgasm’ e-mails to me, but all I keep getting are pictures of him and Slug. Those I definitely do not want. What a putz.

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Okay, now taking bets as to who will be gone after this thread has run its course.

~Jez (kickin’ back with nachos and a beer)

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I AM HOPPING MAD!

Aha is implying that I’m a neo-nazi prostitute of questionable parentage who enjoys spending special time with the gun-toting, homosexual teletubbie dolls!

Furthermore, I demand an apology from Aha, Ed Zotti, Cecil, and the disembodied head of Bea Arthur! I’ll sue! I swear to God I will! Oh, and I want an apology from him, too!

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Breckinshire:

Settle down…geezzz your gonna pop a vein or something.

One of the few to be personally welcomed to this board by Ed Zotti.

Yours truly,
aha

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That cracked me up Breck. There’s just one problem. What with the psychic orgasms, homosexual teletubbies and the disembodied head of Bea Arthur I am gonna have some f***ing weird dreams tonight.

“My mind reels with sarcastic replies!” - Snoopy

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aha, I wouldn’t, really WOULD’T, go onto any golf course where you’re making Ed caddy for you. Because you are gonna get your skinny ass struck by lightning, even out a clear blue sky. The appalled onlookers at the clubhouse will nearly choke on the gin and tonics as you ignite, then sweep up the aha charcoal to feed the petunias.

Face it, the guy has is tight with CECIL <deafening pipe organ chords> and you know not whom you diss. Yea, verily, even the least amongst us–which sure doesn’t include Ed–would be well off not to pisseth off The Big Guy.

Sure, Ed welcomed you personally. But you do you REALLY want to check out this world wearing stupid clothes, and leave the Smoking Divot From Hell as your marker?

::stepping carefully away from aha::

Veb
P.S. Anyone want to start a personalized obituaries thread?

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um,…could you um, send those my way?
um…thanks.

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TVeblen:

Tell me you didn’t say the word “Pisseth”

One of the few to be personally welcomed to this board by Ed Zotti.

Yours truly,
aha