New from Frank Capra - Ms. Smith Goes to the Bathroom

St. Louis-
City Hall is in a furor after Alderman Irene Smith, screened by a tablecloth, apparently urinated in a waste basket rather than yield the floor during a filibuster at a meeting Tuesday.

“And I also like to point out…could someone hand me some toilet paper please…that as a duly elected official of the great city of St. Louis…a little help someone…no, don’t wad it up…fold it over…thanks…where was I…oh, yes,…”

Now that is a dedicated public servant.

There’s nothing here that isn’t in compliance with Robert’s Rules of Ordure.