Dude, that’s not mundane, that f$#&$% up.
Today I absolutely could not think of what day it was. I was pretty sure it wasn’t Friday or Monday, but Tuesday through Thursday all seemed viable. I eliminated Tuesday because I remembered reading new Onion articles, and finally arrived at today being Wednesday because-- get this --there were new Prancing Ponies on the Spaceghost site. That’s what it’s come to. I now measure time based on the content of my favorite web sites.
If unfolded delicatly the foil from a Hershey’s kiss is exactly 2 and 5/16 inches.
Of or pertaining to the world; worldly. Concerned with or characteristic of the ordinary. - Now that’s mundane.
I’m at my desk and I just used my fingernail clippers to clean my fingernails even though my fingernails didn’t need cleaning really.
I just got a CD in the mail. I ordered it from Ebay. The guy I bought it from requested that I leave positive feedback for him.
I don’t think I will. But I might.
Also, I have a piece of lettuce stuck in my teeth from lunch. I really need to bring some floss to work with me tomorrow.
BTW, I’m bitting my fingernail with one hand while typing with the other. Sometimes I bite one too far and it really stings for a few days. I did that yesterday and it hurts a lot now. It makes it difficult for me to do my job, especially typing. But i still bite more, even after this happens. One time I had 3 fingers on the same hand that hurt. I should really be careful when someone nearby is closing a car door. And so should you. I try not to take my fingers for granted. I hope I get to be the only one in the elevator when it is time to go home so I can pick my nose. I look forward to that time everyday. Do you pick your nose in the elevator too?
I have more rubberbands in my desk than I know what to do with. I’ve been shooting them at the clock in my office. Just another hour and a half to go before I can get out of here. Bah.
I have a comb, a pen a nail clipper and a roll of mints in one pocket.
In the other pocket I have my wallet. It contains $ 25.48 oops I dropped a penny $25.47, my drivers licence, two coffee cards, an Eddie Baurer card, certificate of authenticity for my glassess, a card for a dentist appointment tomorrow, a health card, a movie card, bank card, library card, subway card and an american dollar bill. I didn’t count the pieces of lint and other things. Hey, there is some Christmas candy, boy it was good. Oh yeah, I have to put everyting back now.
Keith
Swimming, it’s not really f’d up due to the great callouses on my hands (from my music). No blood until tack #9. Now I’m wondering where those tacks have been…
I went hiking yesterday and raised some ugly blisters on my feet. Result: I’m walking around barefoot at work today – not the most professional thing, but the other option is to wear shoes and walk on my lips. The next person who observes that I must need a raise since I can’t afford shoes will be hit with a heavy book.
Um, Kenny…it IS possible there is a security camera in that elevator, you know. Especially if you work in a big office building. (“Hey, Bob! It’s that nose-picker again!”)
I bought new socks last Tuesday.
Walking to lunch today I passed a used book store. They had a cart outside selling books for a quarter. I passed up “Am I Going to Heaven?” by some nun to get “Mini-Mysteries” by Julia Remine Piggin. They’re pretty good little mysteries. Much shorter than 3 minutes however.
Connor
I’m eating a wild cherry cough drop - I still have a bad cough from my last cold. I should probably go to the doctor, huh.
I had to spray an extra squirt of Lysol after my last client.
Warm days and the homeless don’t make for good aromas.
I am sitting here at work reading stories of how mundane all of your days are.
I hereby delare myself the champion. 
No need to wonder, they’ve been stuck in your hand.
I try not to think about it.
The security guys do often seem to be smiling at me and giggling to each other as I leave the main entrance for the day, but I just assume it’s because they just happy for me that my day is over and I can go home and relax. They really are very nice, I think.
All the hangers in my closet are black. I noticed one t-shirt sporting a blue hanger, so I searched the house up and down for another black hanger to replace it. I didn’t find one, so instead, I got rid of the t-shirt.