How many declaritive statements has Robot Arm made? Isn’t AI supposed to be better than that?
Will you guys have a good weekend? Can you tell I’m leaving work early? Can we continue this game in person if I show up tomorrow night, Pinky? Will we freak out soul’s friends?
Will you have a good time, Swiddles? Will you know I’m there in spirit? Do you think my spirit would get invited?
Don’t you think Soul’s friends will think him weird enough for inviting internet people? Will his lunch be finished by then?
Did I miss something?
Did you all miss something?
Is missing something ok?
Do I actually have friends?
Are you all just a wonderful dream?
Will my friends be freaked out by my own existence?
Is it strange that my boss just wanted to catch up on old times and discuss my life because he rarely gets to talk to me anymore?
Am I going to feel ever so much more guilty for leaving this job when I do leave it?
Does anyone know if soul is going to survive this weekend?
Can you guess my gender now?
Does it bother you that how many declarative statements has Robot Arm made?
Did Swiddles go to this party/concert?
Anybody else talk in questions all weekend?
Anybody else’s family irritated by them talking in questions all weekend?
How excited was Swiddles for the Guster concert? How wonderful was it? How neato was it to see Wonko the Sane again, and meet Billdo? But how tired was Swiddles after the show, and how happy was she to go back to her beddy-house? Did Pinky show at soul’s party, or is Pinky a party-pooper, too? Does struuter want to guess at Pinky’s gender yet? How was everyone’s weekend?
If I guess Pinky’s gender correctly, will Swiddles tell me? Or will I have to go on forever not knowing?
Isn’t it really Pinky’s decision if Pinky wishes Pinky’s gender to be known? How tired of not being able to use pronouns when referring to Pinky is Swiddles? Did that last sentence sound like something Yoda would say to anyone else?
Do you know that I suspected you say as much? Can I tell you that I think Pinky is a female? Would you be surprised if I told you that it really doesn’t matter anyway?
Isn’t writing without pronouns like writing a college term paper? Do you know how much practice I’ve had doing that? Would you agree that writing/communicating in questions only is a true art? How will I know once I’ve mastered it? Lack of rhetorical questions?
Oh, how are you this morning, Swiddles?
Could you tell that you are correct? Will the Divine Ms. Slinky mind that I have revealed her gender? Does it matter that her old username was BigGirl? How well can Swiddles be on a Monday? How excited is she that she only has three days left on her current job? How much work does she have to do? Should she REALLY be posting? Doesn’t she have better things to do?
Swiddles, is it safe to tell you that you gave it away a few posts ago? Did you know that you used a pronoun? Are you excited about leaving your job? Do you have a new one?
Are you like me and wish you were independently wealthy? Would you also splurge your wealth on friends? What kind of pretty toy could my (mythically) wealthy self buy you?
If it is, does it develop schools and traditions as other art forms do? Could there be impressionist questions? (Are those water lilies?) Surrealist questions? (If a duck-and-a-half can lay and egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long does it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?) Even minimalist questions? (Huh?)
Does struuter know how much Swiddles needs cash right now? Did struuter read in IMHO how Swiddles got lucky and got the OK to go ahead and buy a computer, but needs a fast $2500 to buy the computer, and will then get refunded? And that Swiddles just called her benefits administrator, and was told that her medical and dental for ONE month will cost her 350? And that Swiddles NEEDS this insurance for her %#@ing wisdom teeth? And that even if she HAS insurance, she needs to put $420 down on the surgery before the time of the visit?
Can struuter guess how stressed Swiddles is at the moment?
Did Swiddles also mention that she hasn’t found a job, and is starting to worry? ::sigh?::
Would the rhetorical questions be a school unto itself then? Wouldn’t the very learning of this art be a practice of it?
What about Hollywood or the music industry? Can you imagine how they might use this?
Musicals–Shall we dance?
Film Noir–You gonna spill the beans, punk?
Gangster classics–Is this the end of Rocko?
Porn–You want all of it, baby?
Motown–Will you still love me tomorrow?
Christmas carols–Do you see what I see?
Syrupy 70s hits–Have you ever been mellow?
Psychadelic Hendrix–Hey Joe, where you going with that gun in your hand?
Alternative–Black hole sun, won’t you come and wash away the rain? (Is that right?)
Do you smell a mini-series in the works?
Would Swiddles believe that if Struuter had the cash, she’d send it ASAP? Has Swiddles called the insurance co. to check into options? Do you know that most of the time they will help you? Has Swiddles talked to the dentist about payment options? Has Swiddles politely threatened to take her wisdom teeth to another doctor who will be more flexible? Could Swiddles explain to the doctor that even if he is on her health plan that it is worth it in the long run to have a doctor who will think of his patient’s health before his paycheck? Do you live near a university with a medical center? Do you know that sometimes they will perform these operations at a significantly lower cost? Have you asked your insurance co. about something like a COBRA plan?